I went to Church three times last year, and I paid a full tithe (on net income, of course). Sometimes I just don't understand myself.
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Cool but CUF is not your bishop. Maybe you should tell him instead.Originally posted by SoonerCoug View PostI went to Church three times last year, and I paid a full tithe (on net income, of course). Sometimes I just don't understand myself."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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My only contact with my bishop this year was a Christmas card reminding me that Church starts at 9:30 on Sundays.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostCool but CUF is not your bishop. Maybe you should tell him instead.That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens
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Are you complaining? Personally I would love it if the home teachers and other people from the ward would bug me less. I keep telling my home teachers I will call them if I need something but they still come over.Originally posted by SoonerCoug View PostMy only contact with my bishop this year was a Christmas card reminding me that Church starts at 9:30 on Sundays."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Is 5% considered a "full tithe"?Originally posted by SoonerCoug View PostI went to Church three times last year, and I paid a full tithe (on net income, of course). Sometimes I just don't understand myself."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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I understand. You want those tithing blessings. Nothing wrong with that.Originally posted by SoonerCoug View PostI went to Church three times last year, and I paid a full tithe (on net income, of course). Sometimes I just don't understand myself."I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
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Speaking of tithing, I have a tithing question I don't know the answer to.
I get paid and I pay my tithing. Then with money that has already been tithed (ie, the 90% left over), I put money away towards retirement and my kids future college expenses.
In the future, when I take that money out to use it (either for retirement or college), how do I calculate tithing on the increase? Or should I not worry because I already paid tithing? Or should I pay on the increase when taking inflation into account?"I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
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Yes.Originally posted by Moliere View PostIs 5% considered a "full tithe"?
Yes...or no...or whatever. It's all good.Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View PostSpeaking of tithing, I have a tithing question I don't know the answer to.
I get paid and I pay my tithing. Then with money that has already been tithed (ie, the 90% left over), I put money away towards retirement and my kids future college expenses.
In the future, when I take that money out to use it (either for retirement or college), how do I calculate tithing on the increase? Or should I not worry because I already paid tithing? Or should I pay on the increase when taking inflation into account?
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Also, don't forget to add the "increase" you receive from all the benefits your employer gives you like, for example, paying for your health care insurance, 401K matching, and their share of your social security. F__ it, maybe you should just change your will and leave everything to the church for any unpaid tithing just to make sure.Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View PostSpeaking of tithing, I have a tithing question I don't know the answer to.
I get paid and I pay my tithing. Then with money that has already been tithed (ie, the 90% left over), I put money away towards retirement and my kids future college expenses.
In the future, when I take that money out to use it (either for retirement or college), how do I calculate tithing on the increase? Or should I not worry because I already paid tithing? Or should I pay on the increase when taking inflation into account?"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Since you are paying on Net not Gross the following is how you would pay your tithing.Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View PostSpeaking of tithing, I have a tithing question I don't know the answer to.
I get paid and I pay my tithing. Then with money that has already been tithed (ie, the 90% left over), I put money away towards retirement and my kids future college expenses.
In the future, when I take that money out to use it (either for retirement or college), how do I calculate tithing on the increase? Or should I not worry because I already paid tithing? Or should I pay on the increase when taking inflation into account?
If you retirement is in a Roth IRA then you would pay 10% of (Total Balance less actual amounts you put in). As you would have been already taxed and tithed on the money you put into the account.
If its a 401k then you would pay Balance less taxes *10% as those are pretax (and pre-tithe to the Net payers)."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla
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I did the same thing when I was pretty much inactive. Every time I paid my tithing, I asked myself, "Why am I doing this?" I kept doing it anyway.Originally posted by SoonerCoug View PostI went to Church three times last year, and I paid a full tithe (on net income, of course). Sometimes I just don't understand myself.Not that, sickos.
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I stopped paying tithing about 2 years before I left the church. Nothing bad happened, but it allowed my ex to quit her job to make up the difference in tithing. If you are uncomfortable not paying tithing, maybe you could instead pay your tithing to a charity of your choice. That way you can choose what gets your money and you can feel as though you have fulfilled the tithing obligation with your god.Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
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Neither of this takes into account inflation, which could be considerable over 20 or 30 years. I wonder if it would just be easier to put the savings away before I pay tithing and then pay tithing on my retirement/college funds when I take money out of the fund down the road.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostSince you are paying on Net not Gross the following is how you would pay your tithing.
If you retirement is in a Roth IRA then you would pay 10% of (Total Balance less actual amounts you put in). As you would have been already taxed and tithed on the money you put into the account.
If its a 401k then you would pay Balance less taxes *10% as those are pretax (and pre-tithe to the Net payers)."I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
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