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  • LVAllen
    Senior Member
    • Oct 2013
    • 3226

    #136
    I'm in a meeting.
    No one knows why we are here.
    "See you next week!" Crap.

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    • Jeff Lebowski
      Corporate lackey for Jesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 69459

      #137
      Mounds of dry sliced ham
      Gooey spuds topped with corn flakes
      Mormon mourners dine
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25230

        #138
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        Mounds of dry sliced ham
        Gooey spuds topped with corn flakes
        Mormon mourners dine
        Your best yet. Nice work.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • old_gregg
          scaly man fish
          • Nov 2009
          • 16915

          #139
          dehlin is a wang
          a self-important wiener
          nobody cares john
          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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          • SandYFan
            Junior Member
            • May 2013
            • 754

            #140
            Online tithing real
            No one seems to know at all
            Long Sundays are long

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69459

              #141
              Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
              dehlin is a wang
              a self-important wiener
              nobody cares john
              Haha.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Indy Coug
                Heartless Bastard
                • Dec 2008
                • 18747

                #142
                Snow cancellation
                Church attendance is excused
                Passively active
                Everything in life is an approximation.

                http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                • clackamascoug
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 9709

                  #143
                  The letter arrived.
                  Quick, decisive, yet with love
                  Who's next in the que?

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