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    So, let's engage some of our considerable collective CUF talent writing haikus about the Church. I'll leave this open for a month and we'll see what the results are.

    I'm not a format Nazi.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

  • #2
    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    So, let's engage some of our considerable collective CUF talent writing haikus about the Church. I'll leave this open for a month and we'll see what the results are.

    I'm not a format Nazi.
    Arrgh! I am a format nazi. First, a primer on what the bare-bones element of a haiku are

    1. 3-7-5 syllables
    2. Must contain a seasonally- suggestive word
    3. Must contain a word with two meanings around which the haiku is built, either for ambiguity or reinforcement.

    If you can meet those three elements about the church, have at it. Otherwise, I'd suggest a different format, cuz it ain't a haiku.
    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by nikuman View Post
      Arrgh! I am a format nazi. First, a primer on what the bare-bones element of a haiku are

      1. 3-7-5 syllables
      2. Must contain a seasonally- suggestive word
      3. Must contain a word with two meanings around which the haiku is built, either for ambiguity or reinforcement.

      If you can meet those three elements about the church, have at it. Otherwise, I'd suggest a different format, cuz it ain't a haiku.
      Technically, they're "ons," or "moras" in linguistic speak, not syllables. So Kyoto has two syllables in English, and four moras, Kyo-o-to-o. However, I'm not worried about the sacred syllables (Om!), I just want some fun, and/or spiritual, haikus.
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • #4
        Woohoo! I love haiku threads.

        Originally posted by nikuman View Post
        Arrgh! I am a format nazi. First, a primer on what the bare-bones element of a haiku are

        1. 3-7-5 syllables
        2. Must contain a seasonally- suggestive word
        3. Must contain a word with two meanings around which the haiku is built, either for ambiguity or reinforcement.

        If you can meet those three elements about the church, have at it. Otherwise, I'd suggest a different format, cuz it ain't a haiku.
        Not sure what you mean by rule #2.
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        • #5
          We are the Mormons.
          We're the ones with all the truth.
          Don't like it? Too bad.


          Edited for the proper 5-7-5 format.
          Last edited by il Padrino Ute; 03-31-2011, 01:09 PM.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            Technically, they're "ons," or "moras" in linguistic speak, not syllables. So Kyoto has two syllables in English, and four moras, Kyo-o-to-o. However, I'm not worried about the sacred syllables (Om!), I just want some fun, and/or spiritual, haikus.
            You're not the only one with a linguistics background; I'm well aware of the technical terms but am making it accessible for the common man. However, I am a learned man when it comes to haiku and I'm telling you that if you break my rules it ain't a haiku whether you call it one or not.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by nikuman View Post
              Arrgh! I am a format nazi. First, a primer on what the bare-bones element of a haiku are

              1. 3-7-5 syllables
              2. Must contain a seasonally- suggestive word
              3. Must contain a word with two meanings around which the haiku is built, either for ambiguity or reinforcement.

              If you can meet those three elements about the church, have at it. Otherwise, I'd suggest a different format, cuz it ain't a haiku.
              I always thought it was 5-7-5. Am I wrong?
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              • #8
                Title: My Conference Dream.

                April time is here,
                Joyfully, with right hand raised,
                Elder R. Grapevine


                (edited to conform to the 5-7-5 rule)
                Last edited by Brian; 03-31-2011, 01:06 PM.
                I intend to live forever.
                So far, so good.
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                • #9
                  Sacrament Meeting
                  Remember Jesucristo
                  And your Cheerios
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
                    I always thought it was 5-7-5. Am I wrong?
                    I don't remember either, but we could always roll our own, the CUFku.
                    I intend to live forever.
                    So far, so good.
                    --Steven Wright

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
                      I always thought it was 5-7-5. Am I wrong?
                      No, that's my error (damn iPhone). 5-7-5 is correct.

                      Jeff, to answer your question, the Japanese word is 季語 (kigo). A classic example would be to use the word "sakura" to evoke images of spring. Words like "yuki" or even "shiro" would do the same for winter, or "semi" for summer, "ochiba" for fall, etc. It can be much more subtle than that.

                      Kakarikotoba - the third rule - are more difficult, although the word "pine" is a great example in both languages ("matsu" in Japanese).
                      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                        You're not the only one with a linguistics background; I'm well aware of the technical terms but am making it accessible for the common man. However, I am a learned man when it comes to haiku and I'm telling you that if you break my rules it ain't a haiku whether you call it one or not.
                        Everyone, haikuman does not approve of your efforts. Please refer to your poems as haikibutsu, mods, can you please change the thread title? DIA.
                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                          No, that's my error (damn iPhone). 5-7-5 is correct.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                            Everyone, haikuman does not approve of your efforts. Please refer to your poems as haikibutsu, mods, can you please change the thread title? DIA.
                            That right there is funny.
                            "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                            "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                            This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                            "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                            "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                              Arrgh! I am a format nazi. First, a primer on what the bare-bones element of a haiku are

                              1. 3-7-5 syllables
                              2. Must contain a seasonally- suggestive word
                              3. Must contain a word with two meanings around which the haiku is built, either for ambiguity or reinforcement.

                              If you can meet those three elements about the church, have at it. Otherwise, I'd suggest a different format, cuz it ain't a haiku.
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