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  • Blacks everywhere
    Telephoto lens in trees
    Cannot find white dudes
    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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    • That Elder Uchtdorf
      Sisters swoon twitterpated
      Fiery darts indeed!
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • Why do I bother?
        Youth never read the lesson
        I should phone it in
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          Why do I bother?
          Youth never read the lesson
          I should phone it in
          You asked for calling?
          Really, what did you expect?
          Prepare for Sunday.
          I'm like LeBron James.
          -mpfunk

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          • Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
            You asked for calling?
            Really, what did you expect?
            Prepare for Sunday.
            It's Propaganda
            "Put your shoulder to the wheel"
            But I keep pushing
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Regional Broadcast
              I will wage a valiant
              Battle against sleep
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • Cold outside today
                Blue hairs win, heater full on
                Rank perfume roasting
                I intend to live forever.
                So far, so good.
                --Steven Wright

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                • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  Regional Broadcast
                  I will wage a valiant
                  Battle against sleep
                  Did it once last year.
                  Never, never, no, never
                  Will I go again.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • Newborn child at Church
                    Too lazy for Mothers room
                    I saw your wife's boob
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                    sigpic

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                    • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Newborn child at Church
                      Too lazy for Mothers room
                      I saw your wife's boob
                      Summon marsupial.

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                      • Sand so warm
                        And her bikini so small
                        No prayer today
                        Last edited by Viking; 01-15-2012, 12:27 PM.

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                        • The bishop's office
                          So many tears through the years
                          The walls seem to seep
                          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                          • Originally posted by Viking View Post
                            Sand so warm
                            And her bikini so small
                            No prayer today
                            praying you should be
                            for bikinis are a gift
                            from the good beach god
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • Haikus describing my last 2 sundays...

                              Toddler has sniffles
                              Wife and I must flip a coin
                              I win Netflix time

                              Sparky has sniffles
                              Another week of Netflix
                              And making dinner

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                              • I so hate haikus
                                pretentious Asian artform
                                I like limericks
                                Everything in life is an approximation.

                                http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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