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  • I'm in a meeting.
    No one knows why we are here.
    "See you next week!" Crap.

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    • Mounds of dry sliced ham
      Gooey spuds topped with corn flakes
      Mormon mourners dine
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        Mounds of dry sliced ham
        Gooey spuds topped with corn flakes
        Mormon mourners dine
        Your best yet. Nice work.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • dehlin is a wang
          a self-important wiener
          nobody cares john
          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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          • Online tithing real
            No one seems to know at all
            Long Sundays are long

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            • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
              dehlin is a wang
              a self-important wiener
              nobody cares john
              Haha.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Snow cancellation
                Church attendance is excused
                Passively active
                Everything in life is an approximation.

                http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                • The letter arrived.
                  Quick, decisive, yet with love
                  Who's next in the que?

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