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  • #91
    Tithing Settlement
    No, I won't come back at six
    On a Sunday night
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Borderline Divine View Post
      Won't comply
      To rules set by feriners
      On my Haiku
      3-7-4 now? Geez
      Maybe you should step aside
      That's not haiku, man
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        3-7-4 now? Geez
        Maybe you should step aside
        That's not haiku, man
        Well, that's just like your
        Opinion, man, in the
        Parlance of our times
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #94
          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          Well, that's just like your
          Opinion, man, in the
          Parlance of our times
          I was unaware
          That 1969 is
          Considered our times.

          Man.
          Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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          • #95
            Hold a sign and shout
            Weird undies in the spring breeze
            I forgot my meds
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Con-fernce?
              Con-ference.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
              sigpic

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              • #97
                Somewhere it's springtime
                Here it continues to pour
                Uchtdorf sure is tan
                Last edited by 8BR; 04-02-2011, 09:47 AM.

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                • #98
                  Cannery Friday
                  Tomato paste becomes sauce.
                  Priests and laurels lust
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • #99
                    MoTab needs more soul.
                    Can I get a witness-uh?
                    James Brown, Prince of Peace.
                    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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                    • Originally posted by Tim View Post
                      MoTab needs more soul.
                      Can I get a witness-uh?
                      James Brown, Prince of Peace.
                      Oh, I love you, Tim.
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • Morning session soon
                        Television gets turned on
                        Time to mow the lawn
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                        sigpic

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                        • sister conference voice
                          why must they all sound the same
                          nails on the chalkboard
                          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                          • Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                            sister conference voice
                            why must they all sound the same
                            nails on the chalkboard
                            I took the liberty of making it more equal opportunity. I think the men's voices are equally monotonous.


                            conference speaker voice
                            why must they all sound the same
                            nails on the chalkboard
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              I took the liberty of making it more equal opportunity. I think the men's voices are equally monotonous.


                              conference speaker voice
                              why must they all sound the same
                              nails on the chalkboard
                              I prefer an indirect "a" article in front of chalkboard.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                Cannery Friday
                                Tomato paste becomes sauce.
                                Priests and laurels lust



                                We all know what's going through their mind.
                                Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                                God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                                Alessandro Manzoni

                                Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                                pelagius

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