Signs of the Second Coming

[scottie]

Good news. According to this site: http://www.wecanknow.com/ we can know the 2nd coming will take place on May 21, 2011.

Ogden Marathon.

[UtahDan]

[Indy Coug]

Is there going to be a webcast?

[UtahDan]

[UtahDan]

Is there going to be a webcast?

If there is, I want to listen in. Should be entertaining.

[Indy Coug]

Well, that's one way to thwart ObamaCare.

[clackamascoug]

May 21 is my wife's birthday.

She's going to be mad if he ruins it for her.

[NorthwestUteFan]

UtahDan's second billboard is unintentionally hilarious.

If one believes in the Rapture, and suddenly finds himself left behind where (nearly) all hope is lost, will that person really care enough to tune in to "Kapital 97.1FM" to hear the "good word"? "Uh oh, what was that radio station again?"

Even funnier, what kind of on-air content could we expect to hear from the 'left behind' radio station employees?

[UtahDan]

UtahDan's second billboard is unintentionally hilarious.

If one believes in the Rapture, and suddenly finds himself left behind where (nearly) all hope is lost, will that person really care enough to tune in to "Kapital 97.1FM" to hear the "good word"? "Uh oh, what was that radio station again?"

Even funnier, what kind of on-air content could we expect to hear from the 'left behind' radio station employees?

May 21 falls on a Saturday. Presumably the show on May 22 will either not go forward or there will be a lot of long faces around the studio.

[Paperback Writer]

Even funnier, what kind of on-air content could we expect to hear from the 'left behind' radio station employees?

That's something that I'd actually want to stick around and listen to. Given human nature, there would have to be all sorts of finger pointing.

[Eddie]

Good news. According to this site: http://www.wecanknow.com/ we can know the 2nd coming will take place on May 21, 2011.

What to do, what to do...

My wife's birthday is later that week. So it is safe to skip the annual search for the right gift? I usually try to be thoughtful and have something in mind weeks in advance. Does this mean I can check it off my list and forget about it?


And a secondary question - would it be safe to take out as many credit cards as I can, quit my job the beginning of April, and spend a month and a half or so on cruises and at all inclusive resorts in Hawaii and Mexico?

[UtahDan]

Just wanted to bump this in case anyone had forgotten. T-minus two weeks.

[myboynoah]

Just wanted to bump this in case anyone had forgotten. T-minus two weeks.

Are you sure those aren't the names of Christian rock groups and concert dates? Also, at first glance I found myself wondering what "edible fellowship" was.

[wuapinmon]

Are you sure those aren't the names of Christian rock groups and concert dates? Also, at first glance I found myself wondering what "edible fellowship" was.

Communion cracker.

[myboynoah]

Communion cracker.

Sounds like everything's getting a website these days.