Signs of the Second Coming

[Bo Diddley]

Won't happen. Those of us who graduated high school in the mid/late nineties have a faith with the survivability of a cockroach. We were at peak impressionability when Ty won the Heisman with fanhood permanently cemented by Sark, but also living through the 34-31 era of bullshit. We spent our childhood years hearing Ozzy and Iron Maiden were satanic then two years knocking doors while battling NWA and RATM ear worms. We grew up in the confusion created by a world where Jerry was platonic with Elaine, Rosie, Whoopie, and Ellen had their own TV shows, Ross could get Rachel, and Jessica Spano could be a Vegas stripper. We lived in the best SNL era, but just when we were allowed to stay up to watch Farley died and Jim Breur and Chris Kattan were in the cast. Our seminary teachers condemned The Simpsons and Married with Children while we were memorizing episodes. We grew up in a world where boiling hot dogs was normal and came back from our missions to discover it was unacceptable and now everyone grilled hot dogs. Imagine what that does to a person. We are loyal, ironic, devout, and cynical.

[Northwestcoug]

Won't happen. Those of us who graduated high school in the mid/late nineties have a faith with the survivability of a cockroach. We were at peak impressionability when Ty won the Heisman with fanhood permanently cemented by Sark, but also living through the 34-31 era of bullshit. We spent our childhood years hearing Ozzy and Iron Maiden were satanic then two years knocking doors while battling NWA and RATM ear worms. We grew up in the confusion created by a world where Jerry was platonic with Elaine, Rosie, Whoopie, and Ellen had their own TV shows, Ross could get Rachel, and Jessica Spano could be a Vegas stripper. We lived in the best SNL era, but just when we were allowed to stay up to watch Farley died and Jim Breur and Chris Kattan were in the cast. Our seminary teachers condemned The Simpsons and Married with Children while we were memorizing episodes. We grew up in a world where boiling hot dogs was normal and came back from our missions to discover it was unacceptable and now everyone grilled hot dogs. Imagine what that does to a person. We are loyal, ironic, devout, and cynical.

[falafel]

It's not that all apostates utter the f bomb on CS, rather, all who utter the f-bomb on CS end up apostate. YO, falafel, and myself might be the final test subjects in that respect.

Well, fuck.

[falafel]

Won't happen. Those of us who graduated high school in the mid/late nineties have a faith with the survivability of a cockroach. We were at peak impressionability when Ty won the Heisman with fanhood permanently cemented by Sark, but also living through the 34-31 era of bullshit. We spent our childhood years hearing Ozzy and Iron Maiden were satanic then two years knocking doors while battling NWA and RATM ear worms. We grew up in the confusion created by a world where Jerry was platonic with Elaine, Rosie, Whoopie, and Ellen had their own TV shows, Ross could get Rachel, and Jessica Spano could be a Vegas stripper. We lived in the best SNL era, but just when we were allowed to stay up to watch Farley died and Jim Breur and Chris Kattan were in the cast. Our seminary teachers condemned The Simpsons and Married with Children while we were memorizing episodes. We grew up in a world where boiling hot dogs was normal and came back from our missions to discover it was unacceptable and now everyone grilled hot dogs. Imagine what that does to a person. We are loyal, ironic, devout, and cynical.

This was beautiful.

eff it, I'm back, baby!!

[Northwestcoug]

Well, fuck.

Love to see it!

This was beautiful.

eff it, I'm back, baby!!

Oh brother.