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On the contrary. Sounds like he is keeping her happy."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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The building cleaning schedule for 2016 came out today. The handout included a small FAQ, which included:
"Why do members clean the buildings? The opportunity to clean the meetinghouse is not about saving money; it is about building testimonies and showing respect to the Lord."
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I didn't learn this today, but my ward is moving to 3-6pm church next year. I need the :igiveup: emoticon back. This one may have to do
Last edited by Moliere; 12-27-2015, 01:51 PM."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Geez.Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostThe building cleaning schedule for 2016 came out today. The handout included a small FAQ, which included:
"Why do members clean the buildings? The opportunity to clean the meetinghouse is not about saving money; it is about building testimonies and showing respect to the Lord."

Of course it's about saving money. Nothing wrong with saving money. Just own it.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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No change for us. 2:30 - 5:30 pm."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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We have 95% attendance.Originally posted by All-American View PostWow. That's just conceding that the church isn't true.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Hah. I was going to go a slightly different route, but it was the same gist.Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostSatan's plan.
Last edited by Joe Public; 12-27-2015, 08:11 PM."What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone
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Last year we had 9 am church and attendance was around 65-70%. Lowest in the stake.Originally posted by All-American View PostConsidering they'd be kicked out of school for not attending, I'm surprised it's that low."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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