I learned in church today

[Parrot Head]

Parrot Head should be all over this thread today, since I assume he had a cubic mile of knowledge stuffed into him in Sacrament Meeting. Possibly he is sitting at home in a spiritual stupor.

Sorry, I attended an earlier ward's sacrament because I was on an implementation/code rollout conf call for 4 hours this afternoon. I'm upset you did not notice my absence. Mrs. PH said CA fessed up to being a soprano and that Mrs. CA complained about the gifts that CA gives.

On a better note, I did get to learn about the YW visiting dementia patients and doing their nails and I enjoyed watching the snow bowl in Philly.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Today at church a sister came up to me and said she had a dream about me, and now she looks at me in a completely new light.

That's EXACTLY how most sister wives stories begin. Congrats!


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[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

That's EXACTLY how most sister wives stories begin. Congrats!


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What if the husband tells you that?

[creekster]

Today at church a sister came up to me and said she had a dream about me, and now she looks at me in a completely new light.

The veil between dimensions is thin with that one.

[clackamascoug]

The veil between dimensions is thin with that one.

She had a dream that I shot my wife, pushed her out of the truck and left her to die in a ditch. I was having fun with you guys on her actual first line, but the second line took me for a loop. Let's hope that it wasn't a dimensional play through.

[creekster]

She had a dream that I shot my wife, pushed her out of the truck and left her to die in a ditch. I was having fun with you guys on her actual first line, but the second line took me for a loop. Let's hope that it wasn't a dimensional play through.

Is the new light that you are a cold blooded killer or that you might soon be single?

[Eddie]

Yesterday I learned that if one of the speakers gets up and walks out during the youth talk that they are to follow, the person conducting the meeting will get a little wide-eyed and then promptly follow them.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Yesterday I learned that if one of the speakers gets up and walks out during the youth talk that they are to follow, the person conducting the meeting will get a little wide-eyed and then promptly follow them.

Was the youth speaker discussing porn or public schools?


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[RC Vikings]

The people of Colorado where flooded for legalizing marijuana.

[Moliere]

The people of Colorado where flooded for legalizing marijuana.

I can't wait to hear what happens to Utah...

[Jeff Lebowski]

Granted, I skipped Sunday School, but other than that I did not hear one thing about either Duck Dynasty or gay marriage in Utah at church yesterday.

[Jacob]

Granted, I skipped Sunday School, but other than that I did not hear one thing about either Duck Dynasty or gay marriage in Utah at church yesterday.

Neither did I. And I only skipped half of elder's quorum.

[thesaint258]

I can't wait to hear what happens to Utah...

Earthquake.

[smokymountainrain]

In our HP group meeting, I learned that if you pay tithing at the end of the month, you forfeit the blessings (whatever they might be) associated with obedience to that law, throughout that month.

I'm not sure what that means for people who wait and pay it all at the end of the year, or what it means for people like me who have no clue when they pay tithing because their wives do it for them.

[byu71]

In our HP group meeting, I learned that if you pay tithing at the end of the month, you forfeit the blessings (whatever they might be) associated with obedience to that law, throughout that month.

I'm not sure what that means for people who wait and pay it all at the end of the year, or what it means for people like me who have no clue when they pay tithing because their wives do it for them.

I am wondering with these types of things that are said, does the speaker or teacher ever acknowledge it is their opinion? Or do they state it as matter of fact? For instance in your HP meeting was that assertion ever challenged?

I do think or hope these type of statements are the exception, at least when they are said as a matter of fact and that most members recognize how little they really know about how someone else should live.