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  • clackamascoug
    Banned
    • Dec 2009
    • 9709

    #5956
    Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
    Either the HG is a pretty imprecise tool or I struggle to interpret it correctly. Lots of misses and not enough hits on my part. I'll be honest, to the extent that some of the crazy stories are true about TSM heeding this or that obscure prompting, he has my vote as prophet. I admire people that can feel such things and act upon them on a consistent basis. I'm pretty good at second guessing everything and my second guesses usually get me conveniently off the hook.

    Dwight, when I first read your post, I thought you were saying that you were accustomed to ignoring the flashing lights in your rear-view mirror. That's the kind of behavior that will land you on America's Most Wanted.
    I know crazy stories are a dime a dozen, but here's a crazy story I know first hand, meaning that I heard the story directly from the lady that experienced it.

    There was a girl in our ward who was named "elizabeth" (who I had taught in Primary, and lived on the same street) and she was driving from Portland to Provo for her Sophomore year. She hitched a ride from a kid in our stake named "jordan" and they loaded up their things and took off. Just on the Idaho side of the Utah border jordan fell asleep at the wheel and drove off the road, hit a ditch, flipped the vehicle several times. Jordan died at the scene and elizabeth was life-flighted to University Medical.

    The mother (single/divorced) flew to SLC to be with her daughter, and was told that elizabeth had only a 10% chance of surviving the accident. The mother upon the news just sat there and sobbed in the hallway, and just at that moment President Monson walked by, saw her sobbing and stopped to comfort her. She quickly told the story about the kids going back to BYU and the accident, and President Monson said to her, "Just a moment" He stood there for a moment, looking away from her, shook his head, and said. "Jordan has importuned The Lord and Elizabeth will be just fine, so don't you worry about a thing." The mother when telling the story to President Monson did not mention jordan's or elizabeth's names.

    The mother recanted the story to us in our house, and used the word "importuned." In the October Conference a few weeks later President Monson used the word "importune" in his conference remarks. I personally believe the Apostles have a thinner veil than we are even aware.

    For what its worth.
    Last edited by clackamascoug; 04-11-2015, 09:31 AM.

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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21088

      #5957
      Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
      Robert Gay from the seventy gave an excellent talk on living a Christ like life at BYU-I's graduation yesterday. This and Uchtdorf's talk Saturday night were two of the better talks I've heard in a long time. I think it's these talks that really make people try to be better and for the right reason.
      I enjoyed his remarks at my graduation, too.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
        Time to camp
        • Nov 2008
        • 26082

        #5958
        Our ward going rogue today, talks and songs before sacrament. I'll let you know if chaos ensues or testimonies are lost.
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
          Time to camp
          • Nov 2008
          • 26082

          #5959
          Youth talk, woman talk, sacrament. Might be some kind of OW statement?
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #5960
            Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
            I know crazy stories are a dime a dozen, but here's a crazy story I know first hand, meaning that I heard the story directly from the lady that experienced it.

            There was a girl in our ward who was named "elizabeth" (who I had taught in Primary, and lived on the same street) and she was driving from Portland to Provo for her Sophomore year. She hitched a ride from a kid in our stake named "jordan" and they loaded up their things and took off. Just on the Idaho side of the Utah border jordan fell asleep at the wheel and drove off the road, hit a ditch, flipped the vehicle several times. Jordan died at the scene and elizabeth was life-flighted to University Medical.

            The mother (single/divorced) flew to SLC to be with her daughter, and was told that elizabeth had only a 10% chance of surviving the accident. The mother upon the news just sat there and sobbed in the hallway, and just at that moment President Monson walked by, saw her sobbing and stopped to comfort her. She quickly told the story about the kids going back to BYU and the accident, and President Monson said to her, "Just a moment" He stood there for a moment, looking away from her, shook his head, and said. "Jordan has importuned The Lord and Elizabeth will be just fine, so don't you worry about a thing." The mother when telling the story to President Monson did not mention jordan's or elizabeth's names.

            The mother recanted the story to us in our house, and used the word "importuned." In the October Conference a few weeks later President Monson used the word "importune" in his conference remarks. I personally believe the Apostles have a thinner veil than we are even aware.

            For what its worth.
            When I read stories like these I'm not surprised that the original story teller eventually recants.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69466

              #5961
              "A testimony is like manure. If you just leave it in a pile it stinks, but if you spread it around it makes everything grow."
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                Time to camp
                • Nov 2008
                • 26082

                #5962
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                "A testimony is like manure. If you just leave it in a pile it stinks, but if you spread it around it makes everything grow."
                I'd love to have that stitched onto something and framed for my house. I'd hang it in the bathroom.
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69466

                  #5963
                  Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  I'd love to have that stitched onto something and framed for my house. I'd hang it in the bathroom.
                  That is such a great idea.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • PaloAltoCougar
                    Semper infra dignitatem
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 16916

                    #5964
                    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                    I'd love to have that stitched onto something and framed for my house. I'd hang it in the bathroom.
                    Yes, because I always feel great after leaving one.

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #5965
                      Our stake HC speaker owns 3 rental properties, one in Kanab and one in Magna. Don't know the location of the third.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21088

                        #5966
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        Our stake HC speaker owns 3 rental properties, one in Kanab and one in Magna. Don't know the location of the third.
                        Residential? Commercial?
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                          Time to camp
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26082

                          #5967
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          Our stake HC speaker owns 3 rental properties, one in Kanab and one in Magna. Don't know the location of the third.
                          Think how great it would be if he was in a pinch and realized he actually had a 4th he'd forgotten about.
                          Get confident, stupid
                          -landpoke

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                          • Donuthole
                            Official Outgayer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 25230

                            #5968
                            Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                            Think how great it would be if he was in a pinch and realized he actually had a 4th he'd forgotten about.
                            lol
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • smokymountainrain
                              Impressive Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22593

                              #5969
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              Our stake HC speaker owns 3 rental properties, one in Kanab and one in Magna. Don't know the location of the third.
                              Lol. This guy knows how to pick em.
                              I'm like LeBron James.
                              -mpfunk

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                              • Northwestcoug
                                Cocked and Loaded
                                • May 2011
                                • 17920

                                #5970
                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                When I read stories like these I'm not surprised that the original story teller eventually recants.
                                Lol. I missed that part.
                                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                - SeattleUte

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