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  • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    I'd suspect he told you that because he didn't want you to know he went beyond making out with his girlfriend.
    That would be possible except he was only held back a few months. But, after every time he would meet with the stake president or his bishop, he said he had the worst feeling ever. Like he'd just committed the worst sin possible. And all because he made out with his girlfriend.

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    • Originally posted by AggieIam View Post
      That would be possible except he was only held back a few months. But, after every time he would meet with the stake president or his bishop, he said he had the worst feeling ever. Like he'd just committed the worst sin possible. And all because he made out with his girlfriend.
      I'm with HFN. I bet there's a little more going on than that.
      τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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      • Originally posted by AggieIam View Post
        That would be possible except he was only held back a few months. But, after every time he would meet with the stake president or his bishop, he said he had the worst feeling ever. Like he'd just committed the worst sin possible. And all because he made out with his girlfriend.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • While talking about fasting in Sunday School, a gentleman relayed that the Rexburg Walmart was one of the last to open for business on Sunday. Apparently, shortly after Sunday shopping became the norm, the building began to experience lots of maintenance problems. He said it showed that even buildings need a day of rest.

          Since the topic was fasting, I was a jerk and asked if he was suggesting the building should eat less. He said that's not what he was suggesting.
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
            I totally forgot about that seen. I haven't seen it in years. On a more serious note, I suppose there could have been some "hands on" stuff going on similar to what was in that clip, but that's hardly worth delaying a mission in my opinion. What about the thousands of missionaries that lie about it? I would think that as far as worthiness goes, they're far worse off because they would have no intention of repenting.

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            • Originally posted by AggieIam View Post
              I totally forgot about that seen. I haven't seen it in years. On a more serious note, I suppose there could have been some "hands on" stuff going on similar to what was in that clip, but that's hardly worth delaying a mission in my opinion. What about the thousands of missionaries that lie about it? I would think that as far as worthiness goes, they're far worse off because they would have no intention of repenting.
              Clearly your friend was treated unjustly.
              Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

              For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

              Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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              • I learned 12 year old boys don't care for a SS lesson on how to effectively participate in councils.

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                • Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                  I learned 12 year old boys don't care for a SS lesson on how to effectively participate in councils.
                  Quite surprising.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                    Quite surprising.
                    Who knew?!
                    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                    • I learned that no one in my ward will share any of their nuthouse theories during the "Sign of the Times" GD lesson.
                      Everything in life is an approximation.

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                      • Yesterday for sac meeting our bishop announced that we were going to do something different. People were invited to come up and identify a favorite hymn and explain why it had special meaning for them and then we would sing 1-2 verses from the hymn. Kind of like testimony meeting but with an interesting twist. It was a very nice meeting.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Yesterday for sac meeting our bishop announced that we were going to do something different. People were invited to come up and identify a favorite hymn and explain why it had special meaning for them and then we would sing 1-2 verses from the hymn. Kind of like testimony meeting but with an interesting twist. It was a very nice meeting.
                          We've done that a couple of times in my ward - the bishop refers to as a Hymn-o-mony mgt

                          I rather enjoy it.

                          I may be small, but I'm slow.

                          A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            Yesterday for sac meeting our bishop announced that we were going to do something different. People were invited to come up and identify a favorite hymn and explain why it had special meaning for them and then we would sing 1-2 verses from the hymn. Kind of like testimony meeting but with an interesting twist. It was a very nice meeting.
                            We used to do it once a year, but it's been a couple of years since the last. I feel the Spirit when it's done, so it must be approved from above.

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                            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Yesterday for sac meeting our bishop announced that we were going to do something different. People were invited to come up and identify a favorite hymn and explain why it had special meaning for them and then we would sing 1-2 verses from the hymn. Kind of like testimony meeting but with an interesting twist. It was a very nice meeting.
                              Any idea if it was planned or if someone just forgot about a speaking assignment?

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                              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                Yesterday for sac meeting our bishop announced that we were going to do something different. People were invited to come up and identify a favorite hymn and explain why it had special meaning for them and then we would sing 1-2 verses from the hymn. Kind of like testimony meeting but with an interesting twist. It was a very nice meeting.
                                This kind of meeting is usually great for everyone, except for the organist. We have a couple in our ward who can pull it off, but a couple of the less experienced ones would probably freak out.

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