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I learned in church today
The Second Coming will happen while the current batch of YM/YW are alive.
The Second Coming will happen while the current batch of YM/YW are alive.
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"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf -
I learned all about the Billy Jones Wildcat Railroad, it got Jr (10) and Captain (8) to listen for about 10 minutes. I have no idea where Los Gatos is, but I could see us going there soon.Get confident, stupid
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That we still believe:
“As man now is, God once was:
“As God now is, man may be.”
Cool.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Living in the south, this means that I will learn nothing at church today, even though it will likely all be gone by the time church starts. I hope someone told Parrot Head.
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No cancellation here, even with an inch on the roads, and ice underneath from the 1/4" of rain we got before it.Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostLiving in the south, this means that I will learn nothing at church today, even though it will likely all be gone by the time church starts. I hope someone told Parrot Head.
It's ward conference, and the bishop's a bit of a show off.
NOTE FROM THE BISHOP: WE ARE HAVING WARD CONFERENCE AS SCHEDULED. WE ASK THAT YOU USE EXTREME CAUTION IN DRIVING ON THE ROADS. IF YOU FEEL YOUR DRIVEWAY OR ROADS ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO TRY TO DRIVE, PLEASE USE YOUR INDIVIDUAL JUDGEMENT ON WHETHER TO LEAVE YOUR HOME.
HOME TEACHERS: PLEASE CHECK ON ANY ELDERLY ON YOUR ROUTES.
My bronchitis has me coughing every 23-50 seconds, and I'm out of the good prescription cough medicine, so I'm staying home anyway."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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That was nice of your bishop to give people permission to use individual judgment like that.Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I learned in church today
Satan is making women feel like they are second class citizens in the kingdom of god."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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I learned in church today
Women shouldn't try to wear the latest fashions"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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I learned in church today
Men should speak for women. Now he's going off on pornography.
This talk is a doozy."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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MoTab has been following this counsel for years.Originally posted by Moliere View Post"You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad JudgeComment
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I learned that our HC speaker was a bishop. After the 4th or 5th time mentioning this, I assumed he was not making it up.I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.
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I have been giving a new "calling," along with the rest of the EQ, to clean the church next week at 8:00 because the sisters cant help as they scheduled a conference at 9:00. I asked if we'd be set apart, and the counselor wasn't amused.Not that, sickos.Comment
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I got an apocryphal story about the Hawaii temple along with "Footprints In the Sand".Comment
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"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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From a 80 year old retired Physician, who was not aware that he was suppposed to give a talk today, so he "free styled" without a topic.
1. People need to get back to corporal punishement with their kids. Kids today get way with too much crap. We used a wooden spoon on our kids.
2. Mormon Standard Time is an insult to those people on time. There's no reason you can't be to church on time.
3. Water bottles in church is not reverent. Can't you go an hour without a drink? Same with the bathroom. Hold it till the meeting is over. And when you do go, be sure to flush. "There's nothing worse than going into a bathroom and seeing other peoples business left behind."
It was this was for 15 minutes.Comment
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