I took Tim's parenting advice and I'm now in the foyer with my 5 year old who apparently doesn't want to keep his hands to himself. Thanks for the parenting advice Tim!
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"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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I need to have a chat with the guy who does the ward bulletin."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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I learned that they changed our password.Originally posted by Surfah View PostI learned today that the stake exec. sec. installed a repeater so now we have a Wi-Fi on the other side of the building.
This is actually repeater number two. So along the periphery everyone has signal. Still none in the chapel.
Our church is built like a bomb shelter. Looks like one too with painted cinder block walls. We don't even have carpet or fabric on our walls. 
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali
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It is entirely relevant. You are not sharing facts or observations, but opinion. In doing so, any foundation you may possess (or lack, as it were) which lends more or less credibility to your opinion is absolutely relevant.Originally posted by Tim View PostIrrelevant. My issue has long been with adults, not children. Children are wonderful.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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You'd hate if we visited.Originally posted by Viking View PostI enjoy the manhattan ward. I'm here. Last time, the gal in front of me got up, went across the street and grabbed a Starbucks and came back, sipping on a latte during sac. Awesome
Today however there's a young family behind me that has two children that have no volume control. The dad said, just now, "it's nice to be reverent". I turned around and said, "it's nicer to teach some manners or at least take them out. I can't hear myself think."
They looked stunned but too bad.Get confident, stupid
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them's fightin' words!Originally posted by Pelado View Post[ATTACH]1361[/ATTACH]
I need to have a chat with the guy who does the ward bulletin.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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Wifi in our building for all.
Previously...locked down tight. Had to have individual MAC address per device added to the wireless router.
All it took was one visiting Member of the 70 to not be able to use his iPad or iPhone. He wasn't happy with our "higher law".
1 month later...wifi!
Hello for High Council Sunday!
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Ouch.Originally posted by Babs View PostCoulda fooled me.
http://cougaruteforum.com/showpost.p...88&postcount=1"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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I was scolded today by the Primerica Prez.
By way of background, the phrase "fold your arms" is ambiguous. Technically, we are crossing our arms, not folding them. So now when we are asked to fold our arms, I try to comply literally. I extend my arms in front of me, palms up, then fold them back towards me as though I were trying to touch my shoulders. The problem (i guess) is that all my CTR 6 students are now doing this, as well. Today we were asked to fold our arms for the opening prayer and our entire row of 7 kids had their elbows up and hands on shoulders. They were also laughing. I think it bothered the hostess or whatever she is called. The one the leads all of the singing.
after the singing hour, she told me that "we have to try to set better examples for the kids." she also said that the example starts with the teacher.
Ps on a higher note, I have now memorized all the verses of "Nephi's Courage," which is an awesome tune.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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