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$600 set of scriptures. More evidence of the extravagence of LDS leadership.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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Yep. We even had a high counselor recently state that, while technology is nice, it can't replace the spirit found in the printed word. Whatever that means. I got a chuckle, as our bishop is young and was an early adopter of iPad-only scripture use. In fact, I remember him (our Bishop) teaching a lesson from his iPhone about 5 years ago when he was the EQP.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostSeriously?Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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All three members of my SP are heavy iPad users and preach the iPad gospel.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostYep. We even had a high counselor recently state that, while technology is nice, it can't replace the spirit found in the printed word. Whatever that means. I got a chuckle, as our bishop is young and was an early adopter of iPad-only scripture use. In fact, I remember him (our Bishop) teaching a lesson from his iPhone about 5 years ago when he was the EQP.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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This was pretty common 5-10 Years ago. If you were an early adopter of technology based scriptures (I was using WinCE device in church as early as 2000) it was interesting to say the least.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostYep. We even had a high counselor recently state that, while technology is nice, it can't replace the spirit found in the printed word. Whatever that means. I got a chuckle, as our bishop is young and was an early adopter of iPad-only scripture use. In fact, I remember him (our Bishop) teaching a lesson from his iPhone about 5 years ago when he was the EQP."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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Yeah, when I returned from my mission in 2000, my dad had a palm with the scriptures on it. I remember trying to use it and thinking it was more hassle than it was worth. It has come a long way since then.Originally posted by FMCoug View PostThis was pretty common 5-10 Years ago. If you were an early adopter of technology based scriptures (I was using WinCE device in church as early as 2000) it was interesting to say the least.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Just one more thing ingrained in us that doesn't make a lot of sense.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostAt least we now have tacit approval to ditch the heavy scripts for iPad-exclusivity. (FTR, i've been doing this since Christmas, but it is still frowned upon by many, for whatever reason).
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Probably a different topic. But the problem we are having with YM in my ward is "electronic scriptures". The problem is that a YM can play Angry Birds on his smart phone or ipad/tablet rather than be reading the scriptures. One Bishoppric member was very upset and wanted to institute a policy of banning them for YM. I suggested this would not be a good approach unless electronic scriputres were banned for adults also and some teachers use an ipad to reference the lesson, scriputures, and other materials while teaching. I'm a printed scriputre guy myself but I thought it hypocritical to just ban them for the YM only. I used the "white shirt" example (for once this worked in my favor). How can we require the YM to wear them if we don't? The decision is pending.
But the (inspired?) thought I had in this conversation is that we as YM teachers need to step up our game. We should have acess to laptop projectors so we can teach more visually (instead of just holding up a library picture). In other words, instead of throwing up our hands and state that "we cannot compete with Angry Birds during the third hour of church", we should up our game a little and try to compete with angry birds by using more of a multi media approach to our lessons. And it begins with having access to a laptop projector. I know this tactic will fail because of correlation and non-authorized materials and this Bishopric memeber is big on those. But right now, we're not even trying to incorporate technology in YM and there is such an opportunity to do so.“Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
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My bishop has a little projector that hooks right to an iPad. He lets me borrow it when I need it for lessons.Originally posted by Paperback Writer View PostProbably a different topic. But the problem we are having with YM in my ward is "electronic scriptures". The problem is that a YM can play Angry Birds on his smart phone or ipad/tablet rather than be reading the scriptures. One Bishoppric member was very upset and wanted to institute a policy of banning them for YM. I suggested this would not be a good approach unless electronic scriputres were banned for adults also and some teachers use an ipad to reference the lesson, scriputures, and other materials while teaching. I'm a printed scriputre guy myself but I thought it hypocritical to just ban them for the YM only. I used the "white shirt" example (for once this worked in my favor). How can we require the YM to wear them if we don't? The decision is pending.
But the (inspired?) thought I had in this conversation is that we as YM teachers need to step up our game. We should have acess to laptop projectors so we can teach more visually (instead of just holding up a library picture). In other words, instead of throwing up our hands and state that "we cannot compete with Angry Birds during the third hour of church", we should up our game a little and try to compete with angry birds by using more of a multi media approach to our lessons. And it begins with having access to a laptop projector. I know this tactic will fail because of correlation and non-authorized materials and this Bishopric memeber is big on those. But right now, we're not even trying to incorporate technology in YM and there is such an opportunity to do so.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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iPads are used openly by the stake presidency, bishopric, etc. and can be found for reading scriptures in sacrament talks, used as manuals for Sunday School, Priesthood, etc.
I'm not sure what backwater areas you guys are getting resistance over iPad or other electronic device usage in church, but you won't find it where I am.
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I think some of it stems from missionaries not being able to take electronic devices on their missions. Bishops want the youth to get used to using the books. I can see the benefit of that.Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostI'm not sure what backwater areas you guys are getting resistance over iPad or other electronic device usage in church, but you won't find it where I am.
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I still read from a handwritten bible since I think the spirit is stronger when someone uses a pen as opposed to a printing press."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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What's wrong with "if I see you playing angry birds in class, I'll kick your teeth in?"Originally posted by Paperback Writer View PostIn other words, instead of throwing up our hands and state that "we cannot compete with Angry Birds during the third hour of church", we should up our game a little and try to compete with angry birds by using more of a multi media approach to our lessons. .
Do you let them bring in copies of Maxim and peruse them during class?
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I almost forgot about this one. During the business portion of the meeting, the bishop brought the seminary graduates up to the front to recognize them. He pointed out that he and his wife told their kids that seminary graduation was more important to them than graduation from high school.
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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More uncomfortable when it is a man. Sheesh. This ward is a bunch of ninnies.Originally posted by CJF View PostI learned that when the person giving the open or closing prayer cries throughout the prayer I first become uncomfortable. I also learned than being uncomfortable during a prayer makes me chuckle after about 2 minutes.A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali
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I was learning from a retired doctor in testimony meeting about how all our country's health problems can be traced back to Vitamin D deficiency due to overzealous use of sunscreen, but a member of the bishopric cut him off before he could finish.
What are they trying to hide from us!?!?!? :foilhat:
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