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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25211

    #1876
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Speaking of apostles with iPads, check this out:

    Utah’s independent news source since 1871, The Salt Lake Tribune covers news, entertainment, sports and faith for Salt Lake City and the state of Utah. (SLT)




    The only app on his iPad?

    Looks like Elder Oaks is still lying for the Lord.
    At least we now have tacit approval to ditch the heavy scripts for iPad-exclusivity. (FTR, i've been doing this since Christmas, but it is still frowned upon by many, for whatever reason).
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • DapperDan
      Whut?
      • Mar 2010
      • 1132

      #1877
      Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
      I think (and call me a Pollyanna) that the GAs are trying to figure out how to address the thorny issues and that we will see progress in that direction. Experience tells me, however, that we can't expect very quick movement. Maybe we'll be surprised. I hope so.
      You'd think God could give them some great answers in a jiffy.

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      • EuropeanFootballMale
        Karate/Friendship Master
        • Aug 2010
        • 1339

        #1878
        Originally posted by Scorcho View Post

        I basically have 3 free hours to . . determine whether Seattle or Viking is this sites biggest douche canoe
        And?

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        • Pheidippides
          Liberal Feminazi
          • Nov 2008
          • 14759

          #1879
          Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
          I think (and call me a Pollyanna) that the GAs are trying to figure out how to address the thorny issues and that we will see progress in that direction. Experience tells me, however, that we can't expect very quick movement. Maybe we'll be surprised. I hope so.
          I think (hope?) you are right.
          Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69381

            #1880
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            At least we now have tacit approval to ditch the heavy scripts for iPad-exclusivity. (FTR, i've been doing this since Christmas, but it is still frowned upon by many, for whatever reason).
            Seriously?
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #1881
              Taking DHo at face value, it is an incredible w.a.s.t.e. of funds to buy an iPad simply to replace your scriptures. If you are legitimately only using it to replace your sticks, it is faster and easier to use the actual books themselves.
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • Jacob
                Junior Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 6801

                #1882
                Originally posted by Scorcho View Post
                haven't iPad's and iPhones assured that no church meeting will ever be boring again.

                I basically have 3 free hours to play games, read the Huffington Post or review CUF threads to determine whether Seattle or Viking is this sites biggest douche canoe?

                I honestly think technology has factored into increased church attendance world wide.
                You assume the church is full of irrational weirdos. If you go to church to play on your ipad for 3 hours, your attending church is irrational. You could be sitting at home, watching TV and playing on you ipad at the same time. That's what a rational person would do.

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                • UtahDan
                  *
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 14496

                  #1883
                  Originally posted by Jacob View Post
                  You assume the church is full of irrational weirdos. If you go to church to play on your ipad for 3 hours, your attending church is irrational. You could be sitting at home, watching TV and playing on you ipad at the same time. That's what a rational person would do.
                  You can't think of any other costs to that action which might balance the equation?

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                  • Moliere
                    One man.....one pie
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 27756

                    #1884
                    I just want to say that I used to hate GD until my ward called someone into the position of teacher that also likes bible commentaries and isn't afraid to point out how ridiculous teachings of the past really were. It's nice to have someone teach that isn't afraid to say that the Gospels were written anonymously or that the 5 books of Moses were not written by Moses.

                    Too bad he only teaches every other week
                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • Scorcho
                      Junior Member
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 835

                      #1885
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      Speaking of apostles with iPads, check this out:

                      Utah’s independent news source since 1871, The Salt Lake Tribune covers news, entertainment, sports and faith for Salt Lake City and the state of Utah. (SLT)




                      The only app on his iPad?

                      Looks like Elder Oaks is still lying for the Lord.
                      me thinks this has great possible potential for its own thread; "Which Apps do the Twelve have?"

                      You know Uchtdorf has some sort of flight simulator/cool stuff pilots say program.

                      And one of the twelve has Pixilate/Photoshop. Someone had to provide a visualization of what it would look like to cover up bare shoulder and take wings off of an angel.

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69381

                        #1886
                        Originally posted by Jacob View Post
                        You assume the church is full of irrational weirdos. If you go to church to play on your ipad for 3 hours, your attending church is irrational. You could be sitting at home, watching TV and playing on you ipad at the same time. That's what a rational person would do.
                        Easy there, Mr. Literal. A rational person would also conclude you don't have a sense of humor.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • LA Ute
                          Receiver of Memory
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 19512

                          #1887
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Seriously?
                          It's all blown out of the water now, but we did have an AA tell us that people should not bring their iPads to the pulpit to give talks. About a month later a GA showed up and used his iPad exclusively during training and talks he gave. He also commented on what a boon it was to him.

                          I never take paper scriptures to church with me any more. I take notes in bishopric and ward council meetings on my iPad, send e-mails right away to ward and stake members about what we are discussing, look up addresses and MIS information on the spot, etc. It's a great tool.

                          I still like paper books and do like to thumb through my paper scriptures. The search function on the iPad version can't be beat, however.
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden


                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • UtahDan
                            *
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 14496

                            #1888
                            Originally posted by Scorcho View Post
                            me thinks this has great possible potential for its own thread; "Which Apps do the Twelve have?"

                            You know Uchtdorf has some sort of flight simulator/cool stuff pilots say program.

                            And one of the twelve has Pixilate/Photoshop. Someone had to provide a visualization of what it would look like to cover up bare shoulder and take wings off of an angel.
                            I'm sorry, but you are not authorized to use this phrase.

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                            • Jacob
                              Junior Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 6801

                              #1889
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Easy there, Mr. Literal. A rational person would also conclude you don't have a sense of humor.
                              Or that you don't.

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69381

                                #1890
                                Originally posted by Jacob View Post
                                Or that you don't.
                                Could be. We should do a poll.
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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