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Dude, how did you hear about this story that happened in my mission?"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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With only two weeks to General Conference, Do you think that they wait to replace his spot until April? Since they are already reviewing candidates for the other two spots i would guess they just pull the trigger on all three now."Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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Probably. I think these callings are made pretty late in the game.Originally posted by Sullyute View PostWith only two weeks to General Conference, Do you think that they wait to replace his spot until April? Since they are already reviewing candidates for the other two spots i would guess they just pull the trigger on all three now."They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Goatnapper is your bishop!Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostThat's nothing. Last open mic sunday, a lady in our ward got up and bore a tearful testimony right at the end. When she was done, she apologized and called her self a "big boob." The bishop got up and told her how much he appreciated her testimony and stated, "Sister soandso, we love big boobs."
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Does goatnapper even do boob jokes anymore? Poor guy is a shell of his former self.Originally posted by BlueK View PostGoatnapper is your bishop!"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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BYU lost to a FCS team the night we retired Jim McMahon's jersey. Well that and I am growing older.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostDoes goatnapper even do boob jokes anymore? Poor guy is a shell of his former self.Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
-General George S. Patton
I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
-DOCTOR Wuap
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I miss the old goatnapper.Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View PostBYU lost to a FCS team the night we retired Jim McMahon's jersey. Well that and I am growing older.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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what's the line on that?Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostI'll make sure I keep my phone charged next week.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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If they call three BYU sports fans to the quorum next month, it could really swing things. What is it now? I admit I don't keep up on this as much as I should.
Monson: Utah?
Eyring: Utah?
Uchtdorf: Bayern Munich
Nelson: Utah?
Oaks: BYU
Ballard: N/A
Hales: ???
Holland: BYU
Bednar: BYU
Cook: Aggies?
Christofferson: BYU?
Andersen: BYU?
OK, that's a lot of question marks, but by my count I have BYU up, 5 to 3. Make two or three of these newly called apostles BYU fans, and we could turn this into a rout.
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