I learned today was open mic Sunday, still not sure why or how. Anyone else?
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I learned that at judgment day, we will have to show our family history books and our ancestors will testify about the work we did (or didn't) do.
Creaky old family history zealots are my favorite kind."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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Probably because next week is Easter and the following week is General Conference. We have Fast Sunday the following week.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostI learned today was open mic Sunday, still not sure why or how. Anyone else?
We had a fabulous mission report from an elder just back from Mexico. But we also had a high counselor warn us that he would be speaking next week, so we should study up beforehand.
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I know they're not mutually exclusive but if it's about either helping a living person or a dead one, call me crazy but I think you gotta go with the one who's still alive. I learned that from The Walking Dead.Originally posted by FMCoug View PostI learned that at judgment day, we will have to show our family history books and our ancestors will testify about the work we did (or didn't) do.
Creaky old family history zealots are my favorite kind.
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I learned that Christ was born on April 6, 1. I guess John Whitmer was a prophet."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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And that D&C 20:1 should be taken literally?Originally posted by Moliere View PostI learned that Christ was born on April 6, 1. I guess John Whitmer was a prophet."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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The teacher asked the question as to why April 6 was so significant. The question bounced around the room until someone finally took the Talmage stance and said it was because April 6 was when Christ was born, which is proved out by D&C 20:1. The teacher seemed pleased at this response, which was probably where she was going in the first place. I leaned over to MJ and told her that D&C 20:1 was not part of the actual revelation, to which she told me to be quiet. I obliged.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostAnd that D&C 20:1 should be taken literally?"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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And no one brought up Pope Benedict XVI's new book? Maybe this is the real reason why he resigned.Originally posted by Moliere View PostThe teacher asked the question as to why April 6 was so significant. The question bounced around the room until someone finally took the Talmage stance and said it was because April 6 was when Christ was born, which is proved out by D&C 20:1. The teacher seemed pleased at this response, which was probably where she was going in the first place. I leaned over to MJ and told her that D&C 20:1 was not part of the actual revelation, to which she told me to be quiet. I obliged."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I learned that the reason the sacrament bread has tasted really weird the last month is because it is gluten free. We have a number of celiacs in our ward who usually brought their own gluten free bread in plastic and a deacon would seek them out with their own special tray. I guess it was decided that this was too much trouble so it is gluten free for everyone now."Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic
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Just start bringing some cinnamon swirl bread in plastic and enlist a deacon to find you.Originally posted by Surfah View PostI learned that the reason the sacrament bread has tasted really weird the last month is because it is gluten free. We have a number of celiacs in our ward who usually brought their own gluten free bread in plastic and a deacon would seek them out with their own special tray. I guess it was decided that this was too much trouble so it is gluten free for everyone now.
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