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  • Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Did any of you Utah or Idaho boys, before your mission, ever attend a college-aged dance, with a white shirt visible, and some kind of elastic above your knee? I had a companion from Provo, that swore he and his buddies use to do this, and act like they were RMs.
    I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
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    • Originally posted by kccougar View Post
      I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
      Yeah, I heard about it happening but never witnessed it.
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      • Originally posted by kccougar View Post
        I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
        That was always my assumption.

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        • Originally posted by kccougar View Post
          I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
          Yeah. We have a story like that in our community. Supposedly if you have tide on your front doorstep, it means you are a swinger couple, LoL. Aristides and I joke that we should leave some tide out and see what comes of it.

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          • Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
            Did any of you Utah or Idaho boys, before your mission, ever attend a college-aged dance, with a white shirt visible, and some kind of elastic above your knee? I had a companion from Provo, that swore he and his buddies use to do this, and act like they were RMs.
            My YMP told us he that when he attended youth dances before his mission, he would put masking tape near his knees to simulate G's. I assume he also wore a garment-like top. He didn't tell us if this got him any action.
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            • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
              My YMP told us he that when he attended youth dances before his mission, he would put masking tape near his knees to simulate G's. I assume he also wore a garment-like top. He didn't tell us if this got him any action.
              This is weird. I have never heard of this.
              What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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              • Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                This is weird. I have never heard of this.
                I heard of it. Never saw anyone try it.
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                • Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                  These pictures look like they are straight from the Beehive Clothing catalog.

                  http://mormonssecret.com/collections...derwear-bottom
                  Really? I need to pick up a copy of that catalog!

                  Ps She should be wearing her g string over her garments.
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                  • After 28 years of marriage when I see the garment top coming off... I have nothing but good thoughts.

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                    • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                      After 28 years of marriage when I see the garment top coming off... I have nothing but good thoughts.
                      It took 28 years to feel that way?
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                      • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                        After 28 years of marriage when I see the garment top coming off... I have nothing but good thoughts.


                        This makes zero sense.
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                        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                          This makes zero sense.
                          The link... brings context. Sorry, I should have been more clear in my sly comment, and/or I should keep my nose out of things of this nature.

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                          • Originally posted by Soccermom View Post
                            Yeah. We have a story like that in our community. Supposedly if you have tide on your front doorstep, it means you are a swinger couple, LoL. Aristides and I joke that we should leave some tide out and see what comes of it.
                            I bet this would get things stirred up.

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                            • Men's Health Hottest Women of 2013

                              28. Julianne Hough

                              Ryan Seacrest’s main squeeze, a two-time Dancing with the Stars champ, country music singer, and star of Footloose and Rock of Ages is Mormon, and therefore bound to wear sacred garments beneath her regular wardrobe. On Mitt Romney, we find this kind of creepy. On Julianne Hough, we’re ready to pray—and give thanks.


                              Read more at Men's Health: http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/...#ixzz2HOh8lM8b
                              Who writes this stuff?

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                              • Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                                Men's Health Hottest Women of 2013



                                Who writes this stuff?
                                Yeah, I'm sure she's rocking the g's.
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