LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

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  • kccougar
    9262
    • Nov 2008
    • 7020
    #511
    Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Did any of you Utah or Idaho boys, before your mission, ever attend a college-aged dance, with a white shirt visible, and some kind of elastic above your knee? I had a companion from Provo, that swore he and his buddies use to do this, and act like they were RMs.
    I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
    "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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      • hostile
        lollygagger
        • Dec 2009
        • 5736
        #512
        Originally posted by kccougar View Post
        I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
        Yeah, I heard about it happening but never witnessed it.
        "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

        "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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          • Art Vandelay
            Striving for mediocrity
            • Jul 2009
            • 10516
            #513
            Originally posted by kccougar View Post
            I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
            That was always my assumption.

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              • Soccermom
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 4063
                #514
                Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                I think those stories are kind of like tennis raquets in the windows.
                Yeah. We have a story like that in our community. Supposedly if you have tide on your front doorstep, it means you are a swinger couple, LoL. Aristides and I joke that we should leave some tide out and see what comes of it.

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                  • Northwestcoug
                    Cocked and Loaded
                    • May 2011
                    • 17923
                    #515
                    Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                    Did any of you Utah or Idaho boys, before your mission, ever attend a college-aged dance, with a white shirt visible, and some kind of elastic above your knee? I had a companion from Provo, that swore he and his buddies use to do this, and act like they were RMs.
                    My YMP told us he that when he attended youth dances before his mission, he would put masking tape near his knees to simulate G's. I assume he also wore a garment-like top. He didn't tell us if this got him any action.
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                      • marsupial
                        Mississippi Queen
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 3678
                        #516
                        Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                        My YMP told us he that when he attended youth dances before his mission, he would put masking tape near his knees to simulate G's. I assume he also wore a garment-like top. He didn't tell us if this got him any action.
                        This is weird. I have never heard of this.
                        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                        -Teenage Dirtbag

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21092
                            #517
                            Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                            This is weird. I have never heard of this.
                            I heard of it. Never saw anyone try it.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                              • TripletDaddy
                                sweet triple
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 58186
                                #518
                                Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                                These pictures look like they are straight from the Beehive Clothing catalog.

                                http://mormonssecret.com/collections...derwear-bottom
                                Really? I need to pick up a copy of that catalog!

                                Ps She should be wearing her g string over her garments.
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                                  • clackamascoug
                                    Banned
                                    • Dec 2009
                                    • 9709
                                    #519
                                    After 28 years of marriage when I see the garment top coming off... I have nothing but good thoughts.

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                                      • TripletDaddy
                                        sweet triple
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 58186
                                        #520
                                        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                                        After 28 years of marriage when I see the garment top coming off... I have nothing but good thoughts.
                                        It took 28 years to feel that way?
                                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                                          • Jeff Lebowski
                                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 69479
                                            #521
                                            Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                                            After 28 years of marriage when I see the garment top coming off... I have nothing but good thoughts.


                                            This makes zero sense.
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                                              • clackamascoug
                                                Banned
                                                • Dec 2009
                                                • 9709
                                                #522
                                                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post


                                                This makes zero sense.
                                                The link... brings context. Sorry, I should have been more clear in my sly comment, and/or I should keep my nose out of things of this nature.

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                                                  • RC Vikings
                                                    Known Heterosexual
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 8788
                                                    #523
                                                    Originally posted by Soccermom View Post
                                                    Yeah. We have a story like that in our community. Supposedly if you have tide on your front doorstep, it means you are a swinger couple, LoL. Aristides and I joke that we should leave some tide out and see what comes of it.
                                                    I bet this would get things stirred up.

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                                                      • RC Vikings
                                                        Known Heterosexual
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 8788
                                                        #524
                                                        Men's Health Hottest Women of 2013

                                                        28. Julianne Hough

                                                        Ryan Seacrest’s main squeeze, a two-time Dancing with the Stars champ, country music singer, and star of Footloose and Rock of Ages is Mormon, and therefore bound to wear sacred garments beneath her regular wardrobe. On Mitt Romney, we find this kind of creepy. On Julianne Hough, we’re ready to pray—and give thanks.


                                                        Read more at Men's Health: http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/...#ixzz2HOh8lM8b
                                                        Who writes this stuff?

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                                                          • Indy Coug
                                                            Heartless Bastard
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 18747
                                                            #525
                                                            Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                                                            Men's Health Hottest Women of 2013



                                                            Who writes this stuff?
                                                            Yeah, I'm sure she's rocking the g's.
                                                            Everything in life is an approximation.

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