LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[falafel]

i'm still waiting for the borat cut

Also known as the "Deep V".

[Omaha 680]

this thread is the closest we'll ever get to a Mormon Penthouse Forum.




*Not that I'm using the information in that way.

I was reading back through this thread today and this post made me laugh.

[Clark Addison]

This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. "The Book of Mormon" was here for a couple of weeks (the broadway show, not the actual book), and a woman who works for me went to see it. The next Monday morning, her first question to me was:

"Do Mormons really wear special underwear???"

Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for that missionary opportunity!!

For the record, after a reasonable and sincere explanation by me, her boss, she was moved to say "No, that's still weird"

[PaloAltoCougar]

Report her to HR for creating a hostile work environment.

[HBCoug]

This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. "The Book of Mormon" was here for a couple of weeks (the broadway show, not the actual book), and a woman who works for me went to see it. The next Monday morning, her first question to me was:

"Do Mormons really wear special underwear???"

Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for that missionary opportunity!!

For the record, after a reasonable and sincere explanation by me, her boss, she was moved to say "No, that's still weird"

We'll see if she still finds it weird after you relay to her all of the verified instances of people getting out of fiery car wrecks with only burns up to their knees and sleeve lines.

[wally]

This thread reminded me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago. "The Book of Mormon" was here for a couple of weeks (the broadway show, not the actual book), and a woman who works for me went to see it. The next Monday morning, her first question to me was:

"Do Mormons really wear special underwear???"

Thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for that missionary opportunity!!

For the record, after a reasonable and sincere explanation by me, her boss, she was moved to say "No, that's still weird"

Tell her that your G's have prevented you from having more extramarital affairs than you can even count.

[wuapinmon]

Tell her that your G's have prevented you from having more extramarital affairs than you can even count.

That's the funniest thing you've ever posted here.

[LVAllen]

Wife picked up some new G's a few days ago. Despite all of the improvements made over the last few years, the care tag is still placed firmly in the buttcrack. WTH is up with that?

[falafel]

Wife picked up some new G's a few days ago. Despite all of the improvements made over the last few years, the care tag is still placed firmly in the buttcrack. WTH is up with that?

That is annoying. Does the tag on hit your wife in the butt crack too?

[LVAllen]

That is annoying. Does the tag on hit your wife in the butt crack too?

It does for the time it takes to cut the stupid thing off, leaving either a hole or the small remnants of the tag. She said she would much prefer either a tagless design or having the tag in the back of the waistband, like mine do.

[Bo Diddley]

It does for the time it takes to cut the stupid thing off, leaving either a hole or the small remnants of the tag. She said she would much prefer either a tagless design or having the tag in the back of the waistband, like mine do.

Get with the times people!

[Sullyute]

That is annoying. Does the tag on hit your wife in the butt crack too?

Maybe this went over my head, but i assumed you were insinuating that LVallen was trying on women's underwear.

[falafel]

Maybe this went over my head, but i assumed you were insinuating that LVallen was trying on women's underwear.

No, you got it.

[LVAllen]

No, you got it.

NTTAWWT.

[RC Vikings]

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...ml?id=15860100

I still find this the strangest thing about Mormonism, checking to see what underwear others are wearing.