LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[MarkGrace]

wtf is wrong with you people? i ass-u-med everyone bought short length? it isnt some special secret thing. You can just ask for them and they give them to you.

Didn't even know they existed.

[TripletDaddy]

Didn't even know they existed.

They come with an S after the waist size. So for you, just look for the 42S garments.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I think you're mis-remembering. I seem to remember him saying that he wasn't in a relationship at the time and was planning to live the LDS lifestyle, but would have to see what happened in the future if he found someone. I remember thinking it sounded like his commitment was temporary at best. But probably honest as far as not being sure what he would do if he found someone.

Probably. I just saw on his blog that he made it until mid 2013 when he was released because his bishop moved.

wtf is wrong with you people? i ass-u-med everyone bought short length? it isnt some special secret thing. You can just ask for them and they give them to you.

Seems that the Elderly gentleman assisting me wouldn't be all that convinced as I tower over him.

[Pelado]

They come with an S after the waist size. So for you, just look for the 42S garments.

42 waist at 160 pounds - didn't realize MG was so short.

[MarkGrace]

They come with an S after the waist size. So for you, just look for the 42S garments.

Now you've got me confused. I thought you were saying there is a short length version of normal waist sizes? Like I could get a 31-32 waist that didn't go down to the knees.

[Moliere]

wtf is wrong with you people? i ass-u-med everyone bought short length? it isnt some special secret thing. You can just ask for them and they give them to you.

I just discovered them. I got some 32S and they are great. I'm going to wear an undershirt anyway so the tops don't bug unless it's August in Houston at which point I go full on mesh with the top. I do feel bad for my wife as they aren't anything like normal female underwear.

[falafel]

Now you've got me confused. I thought you were saying there is a short length version of normal waist sizes? Like I could get a 31-32 waist that didn't go down to the knees.

I've never seen the short either. I just looked on lds.org and they don't have short in the style I normally wear.
Hopefully they are just out?

[MarkGrace]

I just discovered them. I got some 32S and they are great. I'm going to wear an undershirt anyway so the tops don't bug unless it's August in Houston at which point I go full on mesh with the top. I do feel bad for my wife as they aren't anything like normal female underwear.

So this does exist. Nice, I'm going to look for some.

[falafel]

I just discovered them. I got some 32S and they are great. I'm going to wear an undershirt anyway so the tops don't bug unless it's August in Houston at which point I go full on mesh with the top. I do feel bad for my wife as they aren't anything like normal female underwear.

Also, how did you get a 32? Garments I get now only come in S, M, L, etc. A "M" is described as a 32-34. Super annoying.

[ERCougar]

wtf is wrong with you people? i ass-u-med everyone bought short length? it isnt some special secret thing. You can just ask for them and they give them to you.

Seriously. I'm 6'4 and I've been getting them for years (well, wife has bought them recently). I've gotten funny looks and comments ("these are for SHORT people" in grumpy old lady voice) but I just ignore them.

[TripletDaddy]

I never thought this day would come, but finally, I can honestly brag that for the past 25 years, I have enjoyed being a couple of inches shorter in the crotch than everyone else.

[TripletDaddy]

Seriously. I'm 6'4 and I've been getting them for years (well, wife has bought them recently). I've gotten funny looks and comments ("these are for SHORT people" in grumpy old lady voice) but I just ignore them.

In northern utah, you dont even ask the grumpy lumpy anymore. It is all self-serve. Walls lined with male garments and erectile-killing female garments, all for the taking.

[MarkGrace]

I never thought this day would come, but finally, I can honestly brag that for the past 25 years, I have enjoyed being a couple of inches shorter in the crotch than everyone else.

[MarkGrace]

In northern utah, you dont even ask the grumpy lumpy anymore. It is all self-serve. Walls lined with male garments and erectile-killing female garments, all for the taking.

[USUC]

I've been using the 32s for 6 years and still have to fold them up when I wear shorts.