LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Clark Addison]

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...ml?id=15860100

I still find this the strangest thing about Mormonism, checking to see what underwear others are wearing.

Huh. I wonder if Zach and I have a friend in common. Young couple I know is vacationing in Mexico with Instagram pictures. He shows up in several with one or two buttons too many of his shirt undone. I originally noticed it as a fashion faux-pas, but it could also indicate imminent apostasy.

[Omaha 680]

When are we going to get those sweet Brazilian garments that people were talking about earlier in this thread?

Bump. Who was it that claimed these existed?

[MartyFunkhouser]

Any other advice you have for God to run his church?

I have a few ideas, but I'll share them with Him privately.

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[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I have a few ideas, but I'll share them with Him privately.

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Love hearing YO encourage mpfunk to get on his knees in prayer!

[YOhio]

Love hearing YO encourage mpfunk to get on his knees in prayer!

Thanks but not just mpfunk! I encourage all on this board to devote yourselves to a serious lifetime practice of prayer. As you bear your soul to your Heavenly Father you'll find yourself becoming more like Him and less like a bozo.

[LiveCoug]

Yep, on top of that I've been to my bishops house when he is out mowing the yard with his shirt and garment top off...

South Texas gets another "S" exemption. Sweat. Lots and lots of sweat.

[HBCoug]

Thanks but not just mpfunk! I encourage all on this board to devote yourselves to a serious lifetime practice of prayer. As you bear your soul to your Heavenly Father you'll find yourself becoming more like Him and less like a bozo.

OMG, what's he like??? He sounds amazing!

[byu71]

Yep, on top of that I've been to my bishops house when he is out mowing the yard with his shirt and garment top off...

It is nice to get a pass from someone that is respected. I noticed one of my good friends and a former Biship, SP and MP was playing golf without his upper garments on.

Not being judgemental but curious, I asked if he had left the church. He said no, his swing was affected adversely by the tops. From then on I noticed they bothered my swing too.

[Moliere]

I still don't get why people complain about the fit of garments. If they don't fit right, buy some nice white underclothing and put your own marks on them. I don't do this because the fit is fine for me, especially with the new/improved short version of the bottoms.

I know the handbook says that garments should not be made, but that's just a lame policy and I doubt any leader would ever care or even know unless the member told them.


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[Dwight Schr-ute]

I still don't get why people complain about the fit of garments. If they don't fit right, buy some nice white underclothing and put your own marks on them. I don't do this because the fit is fine for me, especially with the new/improved short version of the bottoms.

I haven't had to buy for awhile, tell me more about short bottoms.

I know the handbook says that garments should not be made, but that's just a lame policy and I doubt any leader would ever care or even know unless the member told them.

But the priesthood power cheat sheet in my wallet doesn't include a dedicatory prayer for Hanes.

[wally]

My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.

[Moliere]

My wife is under the impression that there is some special disposal ritual for G's. That you have to cut out the marks and burn them or something before you toss the remainder. She is fuzzy on the details of what has to be done and why, but she cringes when I just chuck old G's in the bin. I think she is worried for my Eternal Salvation.

You are supposed to cut out the marks but I think after that t doesn't matter. I cut out the marks and then use the material to shine my shoes.

[Moliere]

I haven't had to buy for awhile, tell me more about short bottoms.



But the priesthood power cheat sheet in my wallet doesn't include a dedicatory prayer for Hanes.

The short bottoms are probably an inch or two shorter than normal. They are good for when wearing shorts as I don't have to constantly make sure they aren't showing out of the bottom of my shorts.

There's no dedicating prayer . Just see in marks or iron them on. If you want to go retro, then cut in the marks and then sew 'em back up.

[Sullyute]

The short bottoms are probably an inch or two shorter than normal. They are good for when wearing shorts as I don't have to constantly make sure they aren't showing out of the bottom of my shorts.

There's no dedicating prayer . Just see in marks or iron them on. If you want to go retro, then cut in the marks and then sew 'em back up.

Wouldn't it be fun if the Church announced a retro jersey garment Sunday. Beehive clothing could make some sweet coin by jumping on that bandwagon.

[Applejack]

The short bottoms are probably an inch or two shorter than normal. They are good for when wearing shorts as I don't have to constantly make sure they aren't showing out of the bottom of my shorts.

There's no dedicating prayer . Just see in marks or iron them on. If you want to go retro, then cut in the marks and then sew 'em back up.

Moliere has fallen into apostasy (CS-induced, presumably).

Here's the site for iron-on Gs: http://makeyourgarments.com/