The Call of Duty Thread

[old_gregg]

We may not have the maps yet (oh no! Thirty days! What will we do besides make money and have sex with incredibly gorgeous women that we aren't afraid to talk to because we've had more than two minutes of female contact our whole lives and don't think that a carebear with a chest sign of giving the bird is soooo amazingly cool and funny?!?!?!) but it's better than suffering through a hurt butthole from all the anal sex that microsoft is having with you and your bank account.

epic

[falafel]

I think it is funny how Zubaz is getting an asshole rep. Online he is a genuinely funny dude with some serious skills. He is smart, and he trash talks way better than most of us. He has pushed some buttons here, but the dude is alright.

Its clear that while he may (MAY) have MW2 skills, he's got no experience with message boards. Which is cool, its not for everyone. But if he's going to stick around here, he'd better learn some.

[falafel]

We may not have the maps yet (oh no! Thirty days! What will we do besides make money and have sex with incredibly gorgeous women that we aren't afraid to talk to because we've had more than two minutes of female contact our whole lives and don't think that a carebear with a chest sign of giving the bird is soooo amazingly cool and funny?!?!?!) but it's better than suffering through a hurt butthole from all the anal sex that microsoft is having with you and your bank account.

response: [generic comeback employing epithets based on stereotypes involving disabled persons]!

[creekster]

We may not have the maps yet (oh no! Thirty days! What will we do besides make money and have sex with incredibly gorgeous women that we aren't afraid to talk to because we've had more than two minutes of female contact our whole lives and don't think that a carebear with a chest sign of giving the bird is soooo amazingly cool and funny?!?!?!) but it's better than suffering through a hurt butthole from all the anal sex that microsoft is having with you and your bank account.

Very impressive. I am sure you are very proud of this effort. Plus, you have earned the Robin Good Taste Seal of Approval.

Now I know why I dont venture here often.

[RobinFinderson]

We may not have the maps yet (oh no! Thirty days! What will we do besides make money and have sex with incredibly gorgeous women that we aren't afraid to talk to because we've had more than two minutes of female contact our whole lives and don't think that a carebear with a chest sign of giving the bird is soooo amazingly cool and funny?!?!?!) but it's better than suffering through a hurt butthole from all the anal sex that microsoft is having with you and your bank account.

Its clear that while he may (MAY) have MW2 skills, he's got no experience with message boards. Which is cool, its not for everyone. But if he's going to stick around here, he'd better learn some.

But come on, you have to admit, that in the realm of the profane, that is pretty decent smack! It is personal, it is filthy, and it is original. Not bad.

[FlynHawaiian30]

We may not have the maps yet (oh no! Thirty days! What will we do besides make money and have sex with incredibly gorgeous women that we aren't afraid to talk to because we've had more than two minutes of female contact our whole lives and don't think that a carebear with a chest sign of giving the bird is soooo amazingly cool and funny?!?!?!) but it's better than suffering through a hurt butthole from all the anal sex that microsoft is having with you and your bank account.

$15 didn't break my bank thank you. I can do exactlly what you claim you are doing, but I'm not paying for it and I can play the new maps. Suck it.

[falafel]

But come on, you have to admit, that in the realm of the profane, that is pretty decent smack! It is personal, it is filthy, and it is original. Not bad.

C'mon Robin. Calling that effort original only exposes your own inability to recognize quality smack.

[Jarid in Cedar]

But come on, you have to admit, that in the realm of the profane, that is pretty decent smack! It is personal, it is filthy, and it is original. Not bad.

So getting sexually assaulted by a large company is not original smack, but is does have some relevance in the Healthcare thread.

[RobinFinderson]

C'mon Robin. Calling that effort original only exposes your own inability to recognize quality smack.

As anyone who has heard me try can tell you, my smack isn't so good, but the bit about gorgeous women and two minutes of talking to girls was pretty funny. The homosexual bit, not so much (but to be fair, I'm pretty sure he is trying to demonstrate that gay jokes are terrible, a point he tried to make earlier, for which he was rebuffed).

[falafel]

As anyone who has heard me try can tell you, my smack isn't so good, but the bit about gorgeous women and two minutes of talking to girls was pretty funny. The homosexual bit, not so much (but to be fair, I'm pretty sure he is trying to demonstrate that gay jokes are terrible, a point he tried to make earlier, for which he was rebuffed).

The "I'm way cooler than you b/c I have a life outside of the internet and video games" smack doesn't work so well 1) on an internet board, and 2) in a thread about video gaming in which you have repeatedly claimed to be superior at a certain video game.

IMO, not only was zubaz's attempt idiotic and elementary, it was also retarded.

[Hot Lunch]

(but to be fair, I'm pretty sure he is trying to demonstrate that gay jokes are terrible, a point he tried to make earlier, for which he was rebuffed).

How did you come to that conclusion? I completely missed that this is what he was trying to do.

[Zubaz]

Thank you, Robin. I'm glad I don't go completely unappreciated here.

Mr T,
Obviously YOU haven't had any experience on messageboards because you take everything so seriously. No offense should be taken here because IT'S THE INTERNET! Even the extremely lame comebacks of Flynn aren't offensive and personal, well, except when he makes fun of handicapped people.

Lunch,
You poke fun at ps3 guys but when they poke back it's like the world just ended. Also, what is an asshat? Is that a cool new hipster word or maybe it's a jive new buzzword. Maybe it's part of a bigger phrase, a phrase that's really hot, like, say, "I'm on a boat!"? Asshat just seems so fresh and today. I need to come ask you about the latest trends because I seem to be behind on the times.

Coach,
You just gave the ultimate comeback but you didn't think of the more ultimate comeback, YOUR FACE! Your face can eat a dick. Boom, moated.

Flynn,
I was talking about the subscription fee you xboxers pay for something that is free to playstation owners and not the cost of the maps themselves. Hey there, big guy, don't worry, chin up, buddy, I'm sure that one day you'll be able to finally drop some smack that isn't such a complete waste of reading time, I believe in you.

Everybody else,
This thread would be BOOOORING without me, admit it. If it weren't for me, you'd be talking about exactly how many bullets it takes to kill somebody with a certain gun and certain perks active. That's fine and all but come on.. the only time this thread is alive is when there's some good smack being run. The thread grew by six pages in one day just because somebody showed up and trash talked. How about when you want to talk smack, talk it, don't just call me or flynn or Robin or camleish or cougj or fusnick or wuap or fils or Phats or Falafel or whoever else is participating, stupid or an asshat. If you guys were half as creative in trash talk as you are in making up excuses why it's okay to pay for xbox live's so called "premium (read: exactly the same as psn but with a more confusing layout) service", you'd be the best trash talkers this side of the nile.

Don't just hate, participate.

Oh, and another thing, don't act like you all wish I wasn't here.. You love my presence because you love to hate me. At the very least admit to that and I won't make you admit to the fact that you all find me fascinating.

[Hot Lunch]

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Lunch,
You poke fun at ps3 guys but when they poke back it's like the world just ended. Also, what is an asshat? Is that a cool new hipster word or maybe it's a jive new buzzword. Maybe it's part of a bigger phrase, a phrase that's really hot, like, say, "I'm on a boat!"? Asshat just seems so fresh and today. I need to come ask you about the latest trends because I seem to be behind on the times.

Please point out where my poking fun included something along the same lines as being raped in the ass.

You have shown on this board that you are an asshole to the highest degree.

[filsdepac]

I have overgrown figured out. I am not sold on Bailout. I struggled but I think once I figure that map out, I will like it.

PS3 boyz, how are those new maps treating you?

For strategy, I assume you already can get on the house in Overgrown, and have raked up kills using claymores/scavenger in that tall building in the middle by sniping from the roof. If you can't, you're actually BEHIND this PS3 boy.

It's true, this is a great benefit for you, when we finally have the maps, you'll have a 1 week window to jump on the PSN and have a chance to actually kill us. So start prepping, b/c once I learn the maps, you'll have to wait til the next map release to dream of beating me in TDM. Since we play other games than just TDM, we're not QUITE as bored of the maps as the one hit wonder Xbox boys.

[Zubaz]

So getting sexually assaulted by a large company is not original smack, but is does have some relevance in the Healthcare thread.

I see you working, Jarid. See, that was a good semi-comeback.