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  • i asked my wife my about this yesterday when we were driving around. she actually answered, but then quickly told me to shut up.

    Q: if you were going to be executed, what method would you like?

    A: I'd take guillotine. Quick, painless, and cool. You'd have a big crowd around you in the after-life asking you about it.

    close second is hanging by long drop. Quick death, and I've always loved riding the Tower of Terror. Might as well go out with an adrenaline rush.



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    vein sauce: yes, it's painless, but wimpy. Don't go there.
    Don't bother to pick something like being drawn and quartered. Don't want to expose yourself as a weirdo.
    I intend to live forever.
    So far, so good.
    --Steven Wright

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    • About an hour or so after you've had fillings done, it's pretty annoying for the nerves to work enough to let me feel an itch, but still dead enough so that scratching doesn't help.
      Not that, sickos.

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      • Making small talk with the parents at the park is the worst.
        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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        • Wasn't sure quite where to stick this.
          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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          • Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
            Making small talk with the parents at the park is the worst.
            Lol
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
              Lol
              The only thing worse is trying to figure out what the creepy guy with no kids is doing at the park.

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              • I had lunch in Salem with a friend yesterday. As we were walking out a rough looking lady came out of the bathroom and made her way to her bicycle which also had a yellow trailer filled with her belongings. She sat in the shade under a tree as we drove by. I dropped my friend off at his work, and headed north to go home, and the thought came to my mind that I should give the lady $10. I ignored the feeling and kept driving. Again the feeling came that I should give the lady $10. I was almost to the freeway and a half hour from home, and a audible impression came that said "If you turn right at the light, you can wind your way back" So I turned right and went through a neighborhood and came out on the street where the lady was. I pulled up into the parking lot and stopped and motioned for her to come to my vehicle. As she walked towards me I said that I would like to give you $10 and I held out the money. Her reply broke my heart. "What would you like me do?" I said "nothing I just wanted to give you $10." She grabbed the money and said "God Bless You," as I drove away.

                It's a tough world out there.

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                • "Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having."

                  C.S. Lewis
                  “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                  ― W.H. Auden


                  "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                  -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                  --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                  • Ive noticed that The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded are shown quite often on TV (TNT?). Rarely do I see The Matrix Revolutions on TV. I wonder why? Both reloaded and revolutions were not good so quality can't be the answer.
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                    • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Ive noticed that The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded are shown quite often on TV (TNT?). Rarely do I see The Matrix Revolutions on TV. I wonder why? Both reloaded and revolutions were not good so quality can't be the answer.
                      That's pretty random. Well done.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • What is foo, and why are people fighting it?
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          What is foo, and why are people fighting it?
                          Outlet Center Drive in Barstow, CA is really far away from the outlets.
                          "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                          -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                          • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            Ive noticed that The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded are shown quite often on TV (TNT?). Rarely do I see The Matrix Revolutions on TV. I wonder why? Both reloaded and revolutions were not good so quality can't be the answer.
                            I never saw the last one, was that Reloaded or Revolutions?
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              I never saw the last one, was that Reloaded or Revolutions?
                              Yes. It was one of those.
                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                              • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                                Yes. It was one of those.
                                Lol. It's about time someone gave that HFN a taste of his own smart-ass medicine.
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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