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  • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
    I have over six hundred and twenty unopened emails in my work email account.
    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    One thousand four hundred and five.
    2120, where are you?
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
    Alessandro Manzoni

    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

    pelagius

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    • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
      2120, where are you?
      2088, but I deleted a bunch over Christmas.
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        2088, but I deleted a bunch over Christmas.
        I've turned the corner and there's no looking back.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • Mormons will never shake the specter of Polygamy until they get rid of the name "Mormons." "Mormons," an anagram for Moms + Ron.

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          • About a month away from my upgrade eligibility date, my phone took a bath yesterday. I dried it out overnight and fired it up this morning. Still broken. Dammit.

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            • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              About a month away from my upgrade eligibility date, my phone took a bath yesterday. I dried it out overnight and fired it up this morning. Still broken. Dammit.
              Congratulations! You're now one step closer to freedom!
              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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              • So, one of the questions I hear most often is, "Mom, what is wrong with that boy?" The question is not directed to me, of course; it's directed to another parent about my son.

                The question itself no longer interests me, but I'm endlessly fascinated by the various ways parents handle the situation. By far the most common approach is not to answer the question at all -- parent either pretends not to hear, or says "hush!," or says "we'll talk about it later." Other parents respond that "he was probably born that way," or "God made him like that."

                Well, today I was incredibly impressed with a mom. Her daughter asked, "mom, why is that big kid in a baby stroller?" The mom replied--instinctively and without missing a beat-- "honey, everybody's different."

                The answer is brilliant in its simplicity. She managed to answer the question accurately while simultaneously dispelling the notion that the "big kid in the baby stroller" is really so different at all. I thought it was very cool.

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                • Originally posted by Babs View Post
                  So, one of the questions I hear most often is, "Mom, what is wrong with that boy?" The question is not directed to me, of course; it's directed to another parent about my son.

                  The question itself no longer interests me, but I'm endlessly fascinated by the various ways parents handle the situation. By far the most common approach is not to answer the question at all -- parent either pretends not to hear, or says "hush!," or says "we'll talk about it later." Other parents respond that "he was probably born that way," or "God made him like that."

                  Well, today I was incredibly impressed with a mom. Her daughter asked, "mom, why is that big kid in a baby stroller?" The mom replied--instinctively and without missing a beat-- "honey, everybody's different."

                  The answer is brilliant in its simplicity. She managed to answer the question accurately while simultaneously dispelling the notion that the "big kid in the baby stroller" is really so different at all. I thought it was very cool.
                  Yes indeed.

                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Originally posted by Babs View Post
                    So, one of the questions I hear most often is, "Mom, what is wrong with that boy?" The question is not directed to me, of course; it's directed to another parent about my son.

                    The question itself no longer interests me, but I'm endlessly fascinated by the various ways parents handle the situation. By far the most common approach is not to answer the question at all -- parent either pretends not to hear, or says "hush!," or says "we'll talk about it later." Other parents respond that "he was probably born that way," or "God made him like that."

                    Well, today I was incredibly impressed with a mom. Her daughter asked, "mom, why is that big kid in a baby stroller?" The mom replied--instinctively and without missing a beat-- "honey, everybody's different."

                    The answer is brilliant in its simplicity. She managed to answer the question accurately while simultaneously dispelling the notion that the "big kid in the baby stroller" is really so different at all. I thought it was very cool.
                    I'm going to remember that one.
                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                    • Sometimes I think that making the bar exam more difficult would be a good thing, but then I realize that stupid people would still pass the test.
                      Not that, sickos.

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                      • Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                        Sometimes I think that making the bar exam more difficult would be a good thing, but then I realize that stupid people would still pass the test.
                        Nevada, which has a fairly difficult bar, is conclusive proof of that.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                          I'm going to remember that one.
                          Yup. I'm cribbing that too. My four year old is right at the age where I am starting to field questions like that one.

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                          • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            Nevada, which has a fairly difficult bar, is conclusive proof of that.
                            What is the average pass rate for a given bar exam?
                            Everything in life is an approximation.

                            http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                            • Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                              Sometimes I think that making the bar exam more difficult would be a good thing, but then I realize that stupid people would still pass the test.
                              It's true. While most of the lawyers I interact with are quite bright, there are one or two that are breathtakingly stupid. I guess the bar exam only measures certain things.

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                              • Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                                It's true. While most of the lawyers I interact with are quite bright, there are one or two that are breathtakingly stupid. I guess the bar exam only measures certain things.

                                Hey!!!
                                “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                                ― W.H. Auden


                                "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                                -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                                "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                                --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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