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  • PaloAltoCougar
    Semper infra dignitatem
    • Nov 2008
    • 16960

    #1576
    Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post

    Those are very funny. I'm pleased to report that it took me a while (Unto the pure, all things are pure) to figure out what was wrong with this one:



    I'll bet Goatnapper never saw the dancers.

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    • creekster
      It is NOT a monkey!
      • Nov 2008
      • 22661

      #1577
      Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
      Those are very funny. I'm pleased to report that it took me a while (Unto the pure, all things are pure) to figure out what was wrong with this one:



      I'll bet Goatnapper never saw the dancers.
      I didnt see it until you gave that most excellent clue. Am I, then, also pure? The very thought makes reason stare.
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25303

        #1578
        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
        Those are very funny. I'm pleased to report that it took me a while (Unto the pure, all things are pure) to figure out what was wrong with this one:



        I'll bet Goatnapper never saw the dancers.
        Originally posted by creekster View Post
        I didnt see it until you gave that most excellent clue. Am I, then, also pure? The very thought makes reason stare.
        Yeah, that took me a while. I never would have picked up on that without the clue. I am pure.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • Maximus
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 6042

          #1579
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Yeah, that took me a while. I never would have picked up on that without the clue. I am pure.
          Yea....still not seeing it.

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          • CardiacCoug
            вот так штука
            • Nov 2008
            • 11013

            #1580
            I saw it right away.

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            • smokymountainrain
              Impressive Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 22593

              #1581
              Originally posted by Maximus View Post
              Yea....still not seeing it.
              Is the right one bigger than the left?
              I'm like LeBron James.
              -mpfunk

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              • chrisrenrut
                Strikes and Gutters
                • Jul 2009
                • 2314

                #1582
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                Those are very funny. I'm pleased to report that it took me a while (Unto the pure, all things are pure) to figure out what was wrong with this one:



                I'll bet Goatnapper never saw the dancers.
                I also had to read the explanation on this one before seeing it:

                image.jpg

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                • LA Ute
                  Receiver of Memory
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 19512

                  #1583
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  Delta has the most entertaining safety video.
                  Have you seen Virgin America's?

                  “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                  ― W.H. Auden


                  "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                  -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                  --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                  • LA Ute
                    Receiver of Memory
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19512

                    #1584
                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    Some day I'd like to write a super spy thriller novel where the protagonist actually does believe in coincidences.
                    Mitch Rapp does.
                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                    • LA Ute
                      Receiver of Memory
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19512

                      #1585
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      Some day I'd like to write a super spy thriller novel where the protagonist actually does believe in coincidences.
                      I'll bet Mitch Rapp does. Maybe Toby bell too.
                      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                      ― W.H. Auden


                      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                      • Maximus
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 6042

                        #1586
                        Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                        Is the right one bigger than the left?
                        No And? I guess the arms/heads could look like breasts. Is that it?

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                        • Uncle Ted
                          The Big 12 money shot.
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 28853

                          #1587



                          Johnny and Mahana live in Utah now?
                          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Northwestcoug
                            Cocked and Loaded
                            • May 2011
                            • 18092

                            #1588
                            Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
                            I also had to read the explanation on this one before seeing it:

                            [ATTACH]2540[/ATTACH]
                            Yeah, that one's kind of weak
                            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                            - SeattleUte

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                            • SeattleUte
                              Faith crisis consultant
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 20837

                              #1589
                              All my life my favorite thing to do with a helium balloon is let go of it, and watch it rise and where it goes.
                              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                              --Jonathan Swift

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                              • USUC
                                Chronic Poseur
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 8818

                                #1590
                                Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                                All my life my favorite thing to do with a helium balloon is let go of it, and watch it rise and where it goes.
                                It goes into the Puget Sound and ends up in the stomach of an aquatic bird leading to a painful death.

                                Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

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