Blink, Blink, Blink, What?

[Jeff Lebowski]

I know a real-life professional Jesus model.

[myboynoah]

I know a real-life professional Jesus model.

I know the real life Jesus.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I know the real life Jesus.

[old_gregg]

I know a real-life professional Jesus model.

one of my good friends and his brother modeled as jesus and john the baptist for a greg olsen painting

[BigFatMeanie]

Real engagement photos. Real. Engagement. Photos. R.E.A.L.

Also. I'd be such a more kick ass Jesus than that. I wonder how much that gig pays.

That chick better check and make sure the "dude" she's marrying actually has balls. It's likely she's marrying another chick because no self-respecting dude would ever let himself be in an engagement photo like that. Ever.

If he really is a dude then his balls are probably sitting in her purse where they will remain for the duration of their marriage.

[creekster]

That chick better check and make sure the "dude" she's marrying actually has balls. It's likely she's marrying another chick because no self-respecting dude would ever let himself be in an engagement photo like that. Ever.

If he really is a dude then his balls are probably sitting in her purse where they will remain for the duration of their marriage.

I just want to know what Jesus is carrying around in his messenger bag. Snacks for later? what would the savior of the universe need to bring with him for a stroll through the countryside?

[Moliere]

That chick better check and make sure the "dude" she's marrying actually has balls. It's likely she's marrying another chick because no self-respecting dude would ever let himself be in an engagement photo like that. Ever.

If he really is a dude then his balls are probably sitting in her purse where they will remain for the duration of their marriage.

Young Mormon males will do almost anything for sex, including marrying women who want engagement photos like this.

Real engagement photos. Real. Engagement. Photos. R.E.A.L.

Honestly, this looks like a polyandrous engagement photo. Joseph Smith would be proud


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[falafel]

I just want to know what Jesus is carrying around in his messenger bag. Snacks for later? what would the savior of the universe need to bring with him for a stroll through the countryside?

Tissues, a bottle of water and Zyrtec for his seasonal allergies.

[BigFatMeanie]

I just want to know what Jesus is carrying around in his messenger bag. Snacks for later? what would the savior of the universe need to bring with him for a stroll through the countryside?

It's the chick's bag. Jesus is just being, you know, Jesus and holding her bag for her. She's obviously storing precious jewels in there so Jesus is keeping them safe for her.

[Flystripper]

I just want to know what Jesus is carrying around in his messenger bag. Snacks for later? what would the savior of the universe need to bring with him for a stroll through the countryside?

Pot. Jesus is an effing hippie

[Flystripper]

Young Mormon males will do almost anything for sex, including marrying women who want engagement photos like this.



Honestly, this looks like a polyandrous engagement photo. Joseph Smith would be proud


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Jesus looks like he wants to make out with the guy.

[mtnbiker]

Are you sure that's not supposed to be Johnny Appleseed with the satchel?

Also, we got a wedding invitation yesterday for a girl in our ward. I did a double-take when I saw that the groom's last name was McNaughtan. Spelled differently from John McNaughton, so hopefully not related, but it certainly set alarms off in my head.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Now that my hair is long again, I think this Christmas I'm finally going to tackle my goal of dressing up in some robes and sandals (maybe a satchel) and going to the area North Pole setups and stand off to the side of the line and look on disapprovingly. Or maybe set up my own chair and see if anyone wants to tell Jesus their Christmas list.


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[Copelius]

Now that my hair is long again, I think this Christmas I'm finally going to tackle my goal of dressing up in some robes and sandals (maybe a satchel) and going to the area North Pole setups and stand off to the side of the line and look on disapprovingly. Or maybe set up my own chair and see if anyone wants to tell Jesus their Christmas list.


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I have told my wife that I get at least 1 year without any blade post choir. I am hoping my hair is white by then because I think I could make a pretty good Santa Claus.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I have told my wife that I get at least 1 year without any blade post choir. I am hoping my hair is white by then because I think I could make a pretty good Santa Claus.

That's probably pretty normal coming out of a choir stint. The men don't want to shave and the women don't want to wear awful pastel curtain dresses.


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