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  • Northwestcoug
    Cocked and Loaded
    • May 2011
    • 18028
    #1231
    Originally posted by Moliere View Post
    Young Mormon males will do almost anything for sex, including marrying women who want engagement photos like this.
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    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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      • SteelBlue
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 8189
        #1232
        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
        Now that my hair is long again, I think this Christmas I'm finally going to tackle my goal of dressing up in some robes and sandals (maybe a satchel) and going to the area North Pole setups and stand off to the side of the line and look on disapprovingly. Or maybe set up my own chair and see if anyone wants to tell Jesus their Christmas list.

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          • CJF
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 8497
            #1233
            Originally posted by creekster View Post
            I just want to know what Jesus is carrying around in his messenger bag. Snacks for later? what would the savior of the universe need to bring with him for a stroll through the countryside?
            Loaf of bread and a fish is my guess.
            A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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              • Surfah
                Where's Wallace?
                • Nov 2008
                • 33726
                #1234
                "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                -Turtle
                sigpic

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082
                    #1235
                    So does he only do engagement photos? Because I would have some ideas that I would love to have pictures of, and I'm willing to pay.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082
                        #1236
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Those are excellent.

                        A friend of mine has a family picture in his living room where the whole family is sitting at the feet of a real life Jesus, looking up at him expectantly.
                        That person probably wouldn't be my friend. #sjbh
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                            Members Only
                            • May 2011
                            • 4917
                            #1237



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                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • BigFatMeanie
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 7114
                                #1238
                                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post



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                                I'm not understanding what's blink-worthy in that pic. Is it the orange shorts?

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                                  • Jeff Lebowski
                                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 69711
                                    #1239
                                    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                    That is hilarious. Especially given the rainbow motif.

                                    Tobias Funk would approve!
                                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                      • Jeff Lebowski
                                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 69711
                                        #1240
                                        Satire is truly dead.

                                        Dutch Children Might Sue Sperm-Donor Father Simply for Causing Them to Exist in This Wretched Universe
                                        http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/06/02/dutch_children_may_sue_sperm_bank_father_for_making_them_exist.html?utm_content=inf_10_2641_2&wpsrc=socialedge&tse_id=INF_0ee40a0048d111e780b645b806a7020f
                                        “The children ... hope to sue the doctor, possibly on the grounds that they should not exist.”
                                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                          • Dwight Schr-ute
                                            Members Only
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 4917
                                            #1241
                                            Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                                            I'm not understanding what's blink-worthy in that pic. Is it the orange shorts?
                                            We are anally. I tend to read it to the tune of Sister Sledge's We Are Family.


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                                            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                                              • BigFatMeanie
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 7114
                                                #1242
                                                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                                                We are anally. I tend to read it to the tune of Sister Sledge's We Are Family.


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                                                I completely missed that. "ally" is in a different color so I read it as they intended. Thanks for 'splaning it to me.

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                                                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                                    Time to camp
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 26082
                                                    #1243
                                                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                    Satire is truly dead.

                                                    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slate...b645b806a7020f
                                                    If they win yheir suit that they shouldn't exist, would someone be able to legally kill them?
                                                    Get confident, stupid
                                                    -landpoke

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                                                      • All-American
                                                        Right, as Usual
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 15666
                                                        #1244
                                                        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                                        If they win yheir suit that they shouldn't exist, would someone be able to legally kill them?
                                                        I suspect it's a matter of wanting child support from the estate.
                                                        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                                                          • creekster
                                                            It is NOT a monkey!
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 22661
                                                            #1245
                                                            Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                                            If they win yheir suit that they shouldn't exist, would someone be able to legally kill them?
                                                            I think they will just fade away, like a photo from back to the future.
                                                            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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