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  • #1

    I hate Cougarboard

    Upon the cessation of my current suspension, I will post something truly vile, and be banned for life. Probably something about Bernard's certainly insufficient anatomical features and his gay lover's lack of satisfaction. I happen to know the real Bernard and yes, he is a putz.

    I'm glad to be here, and even happier that my younger brother, doctorcoug (soon-to-be aka publicservantcoug) didn't steal my moniker, tempted as I 'm sure he was.
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    Welcome to CUF.

    As far as first posts go, this one is pretty solid. Pejorative gay innuendo, insulting Bern, cougarboard reference, and genetic relation to doctorcoug.

    How do you feel about some of the other CB mods....livecoug, EWT, CJF, and even tkh9? You have to admit, they are jerks, too.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Viking View Post
      Upon the cessation of my current suspension, I will post something truly vile, and be banned for life. Probably something about Bernard's certainly insufficient anatomical features and his gay lover's lack of satisfaction. I happen to know the real Bernard and yes, he is a putz.

      I'm glad to be here, and even happier that my younger brother, doctorcoug (soon-to-be aka publicservantcoug) didn't steal my moniker, tempted as I 'm sure he was.
      So you *are* related to doctorcoug, but you're *not* related to RCViking? This is going to get confusing.

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      • #4
        Welcome. You should fit in just fine here...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Viking View Post
          Upon the cessation of my current suspension, I will post something truly vile, and be banned for life. Probably something about Bernard's certainly insufficient anatomical features and his gay lover's lack of satisfaction. I happen to know the real Bernard and yes, he is a putz.

          I'm glad to be here, and even happier that my younger brother, doctorcoug (soon-to-be aka publicservantcoug) didn't steal my moniker, tempted as I 'm sure he was.
          Welcome to the board.
          "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

          "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

          "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

          -Rick Majerus

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Viking View Post
            Upon the cessation of my current suspension, I will post something truly vile, and be banned for life. Probably something about Bernard's certainly insufficient anatomical features and his gay lover's lack of satisfaction. I happen to know the real Bernard and yes, he is a putz.

            I'm glad to be here, and even happier that my younger brother, doctorcoug (soon-to-be aka publicservantcoug) didn't steal my moniker, tempted as I 'm sure he was.
            On the same front, when did CB start putting ads in the actual posts themselves? I went there yesterday for the first time in a awhile, and I had 3 photoactive seziures in the first 6 threads I opened.
            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

            -Rick Majerus

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Viking
              I really don't know the other ones...I tend to only get suspended by Bernard and Pete. I don't know who Pete is in "real" life, but I do know Bernard.

              Bernard's greatest accomplishment in life was becoming Senior Patrol Leader and getting to boss around the younger scouts. He sadly lacked the charisma to even contend for Seminary President, let alone Seminary Council. His current status as CB Spanish Grand Inquisitor is a sad, empty attempt to lash out at those who rejected him as a youth.

              He did reach ZL level later in his mission but never attained the highest calling, AP. I understand his insistence on wearing "onesies" kept him from becoming AP. The mission pres couldn't risk having younger missionaries associate a onesie with an AP.
              I don't know who any of the CB people are that you mention, but you seem like a fucking dickhead who thinks he's way more clever than he is. Keep it in your pants, sailor. Welcome to the board.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Viking
                I'm actually less of a dickhead, more of an asshole.
                There's room for both, whatever your orientation, around here so you should fit in well.
                "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                -Rick Majerus

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                  There's room for both, whatever your orientation, around here so you should fit in well.

                  Too bad were all full up on prissy norsemen.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Viking
                    I'm actually less of a dickhead, more of an asshole.
                    There we go, a little humor goes a long way when it's at your own expense. Coming over here and lambasting Bernard, who has many friends here, isn't a good start.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • #11
                      I know Bernard personally and like the guy quite a bit. Welcome to the board. I look forward to your participation.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Viking View Post
                        Upon the cessation of my current suspension, I will post something truly vile, and be banned for life. Probably something about Bernard's certainly insufficient anatomical features and his gay lover's lack of satisfaction. I happen to know the real Bernard and yes, he is a putz.

                        I'm glad to be here, and even happier that my younger brother, doctorcoug (soon-to-be aka publicservantcoug) didn't steal my moniker, tempted as I 'm sure he was.
                        Days like today make me very proud to be related to you.

                        by the way, knowing this guy for 30+ years, he doesn't care what you guys o anybody else thinks of him. He does what is best for without regard to what others think. Admirable qualities when used in moderation.

                        Now we can really start picking on each other since the eyes of El Jefe are no longer here.
                        "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                        "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
                          Days like today make me very proud to be related to you.

                          by the way, knowing this guy for 30+ years, he doesn't care what you guys o anybody else thinks of him. He does what is best for without regard to what others think. Admirable qualities when used in moderation.

                          Now we can really start picking on each other since the eyes of El Jefe are no longer here.

                          You've known Bernard fro 30+ years. Are you from Utah county.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                            You've known Bernard fro 30+ years. Are you from Utah county.
                            I was talking about Viking.
                            "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                            "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Viking
                              Our cousins are Utah County superstars and I know Bernard through them.
                              That speaks volumes...it is all clearing up, now.
                              "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                              "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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