Skyline chili is prison food - BYU vs Cincy 2016

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  • San Juan Sun
    Kicked to the curb
    • Dec 2009
    • 9214

    #1

    Skyline chili is prison food - BYU vs Cincy 2016

    Ok, we've had a week off. Let's get this game week started by complaining about all the crappy things that come from Ohio.

    1. The food - skyline chili looks like something you might get in jail, or it's something that you make when you have no food in the house and you're too drunk to drive to a store.

    2. Sports teams mediocrity - U of C is a given mediocre school, but let's not forget the perpetual middling nature of the Reds and the Bengals. I almost feel bad for Cincinnatians.

    3. UC is the #4 school in their own city - behind tOSU, Kentucky, and Indiana. How pathetic is that?

    4. They got left out of the Big 12.... uh, nevermind.


    So it looks like we're getting ready for Gunner Kiel. Good arm, bad name (just like the name Rick, anyone named Gunner is probably a dbag). Plus, they are coached by Tommy Tuberville, who is most famous for leaving a recruiting dinner when he was at Texas Tech to take the Cincy job... but neglected to inform the recruits he was leaving dinner/Texas Tech.

    Mediocre school/city, jerk coach, inconsistent QBs, bad defense: let's take these guys to the woodshed.
    "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

    - Ty Cobb
  • Crockett
    Junior Member
    • Sep 2013
    • 850

    #2
    Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
    Ok, we've had a week off. Let's get this game week started by complaining about all the crappy things that come from Ohio.

    1. The food - skyline chili looks like something you might get in jail, or it's something that you make when you have no food in the house and you're too drunk to drive to a store.

    2. Sports teams mediocrity - U of C is a given mediocre school, but let's not forget the perpetual middling nature of the Reds and the Bengals. I almost feel bad for Cincinnatians.

    3. UC is the #4 school in their own city - behind tOSU, Kentucky, and Indiana. How pathetic is that?

    4. They got left out of the Big 12.... uh, nevermind.


    So it looks like we're getting ready for Gunner Kiel. Good arm, bad name (just like the name Rick, anyone named Gunner is probably a dbag). Plus, they are coached by Tommy Tuberville, who is most famous for leaving a recruiting dinner when he was at Texas Tech to take the Cincy job... but neglected to inform the recruits he was leaving dinner/Texas Tech.

    Mediocre school/city, jerk coach, inconsistent QBs, bad defense: let's take these guys to the woodshed.
    Haha good title. I tried Skyline chili at a Reds game once. Once will be enough. However, Cinci is redeemed by Graeter's ice cream.

    BTW, didn't know that about Tuberville. What a DB.

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    • Uncle Ted
      The Big 12 money shot.
      • Apr 2010
      • 28853

      #3
      Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
      Ok, we've had a week off. Let's get this game week started by complaining about all the crappy things that come from Ohio.

      1. The food - skyline chili looks like something you might get in jail, or it's something that you make when you have no food in the house and you're too drunk to drive to a store.
      Yeah, I had to look this up on the internet...



      The caption below the picture reads: "Must take an acquired taste."
      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • Bo Diddley
        Senior
        • Jul 2012
        • 18771

        #4
        Great title. I know how bad prison food is first hand.

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        • San Juan Sun
          Kicked to the curb
          • Dec 2009
          • 9214

          #5
          Forgot one: Jerry Springer was once Cincy's mayor.
          "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

          - Ty Cobb

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          • San Juan Sun
            Kicked to the curb
            • Dec 2009
            • 9214

            #6
            Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
            Great title. I know how bad prison food is first hand.
            Do tell...
            "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

            - Ty Cobb

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            • New Mexican Disaster
              Suomalainen
              • Nov 2008
              • 4549

              #7
              Gold Star Chili is much better.

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              • old_gregg
                scaly man fish
                • Nov 2009
                • 16915

                #8
                oh joe public why hast thou forsaken us
                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                • SeattleUte
                  Faith crisis consultant
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20837

                  #9
                  In Cincinnati they put chili on spaghetti noodles.
                  When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                  --Jonathan Swift

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                  • CJF
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 8497

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                    In Cincinnati they put chili on spaghetti noodles.
                    Seriously?
                    A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                    • SeattleUte
                      Faith crisis consultant
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 20837

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CJF View Post
                      Seriously?
                      It's classic Cincinnati chili.

                      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                      --Jonathan Swift

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                      • old_gregg
                        scaly man fish
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 16915

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                        In Cincinnati they put chili on spaghetti noodles.
                        Originally posted by CJF View Post
                        Seriously?
                        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                        • imanihonjin
                          Junior Member
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 3772

                          #13
                          Anyone else going to the game? I will be there with all 4 of my kids in tow.

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                          • YOhio
                            Hipster Mode
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 26165

                            #14
                            Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                            Anyone else going to the game? I will be there with all 4 of my kids in tow.
                            I will be there!

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                            • YOhio
                              Hipster Mode
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26165

                              #15
                              Fun fact. Cincinnati is also known as the Queen City.

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