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Ok, we've had a week off. Let's get this game week started by complaining about all the crappy things that come from Ohio.
1. The food - skyline chili looks like something you might get in jail, or it's something that you make when you have no food in the house and you're too drunk to drive to a store.
2. Sports teams mediocrity - U of C is a given mediocre school, but let's not forget the perpetual middling nature of the Reds and the Bengals. I almost feel bad for Cincinnatians.
3. UC is the #4 school in their own city - behind tOSU, Kentucky, and Indiana. How pathetic is that?
4. They got left out of the Big 12.... uh, nevermind.
So it looks like we're getting ready for Gunner Kiel. Good arm, bad name (just like the name Rick, anyone named Gunner is probably a dbag). Plus, they are coached by Tommy Tuberville, who is most famous for leaving a recruiting dinner when he was at Texas Tech to take the Cincy job... but neglected to inform the recruits he was leaving dinner/Texas Tech.
Mediocre school/city, jerk coach, inconsistent QBs, bad defense: let's take these guys to the woodshed.
1. The food - skyline chili looks like something you might get in jail, or it's something that you make when you have no food in the house and you're too drunk to drive to a store.
2. Sports teams mediocrity - U of C is a given mediocre school, but let's not forget the perpetual middling nature of the Reds and the Bengals. I almost feel bad for Cincinnatians.
3. UC is the #4 school in their own city - behind tOSU, Kentucky, and Indiana. How pathetic is that?
4. They got left out of the Big 12.... uh, nevermind.
So it looks like we're getting ready for Gunner Kiel. Good arm, bad name (just like the name Rick, anyone named Gunner is probably a dbag). Plus, they are coached by Tommy Tuberville, who is most famous for leaving a recruiting dinner when he was at Texas Tech to take the Cincy job... but neglected to inform the recruits he was leaving dinner/Texas Tech.
Mediocre school/city, jerk coach, inconsistent QBs, bad defense: let's take these guys to the woodshed.
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