"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - The Rivalry Thread

[old_gregg]

funk got at least a 3.4 in contracts

[MartyFunkhouser]

Who takes the Sellwood? I always use the Burnside, Morrison, or the Fremont. Can I have $300?

My favorite place that I ever lived in Portland was in Sellwood. I took the Sellwood Bridge frequently. I had to trust that I wouldn't die each time.

[MartyFunkhouser]

funk got at least a 3.4 in contracts

Close, just reverse the numbers and you have it right.

[Paperback Writer]

This is so comical. He has 10 videos, that took him "5 minutes" to find and all of them happen to be posted by Ute fans. Such players as Matt Putnam, Travis Uale and Scott Johnson, those guys had some bad reputations. Travis Uales alleged "targeting" is actually shown during a Travis Uale highlight video.

Bronson Kaufusi's "Gator Roll" comes when he only has one leg of the Nebraska player and rolls to use his momentum to take him down. How else is he supposed to get him down when he is on the ground and the guy is trying to break free?

The ankle twisting is my favorite one, you can't see anything and it is recorded off an old tube tv with a camcorder, and it is Mike Tanner who graduated in 2003.

I don't consider either video involving Nebraska ("knee injury and "gator roll") to be dirty plays. The hit by Preator on the Nebraska TE should have been flagged because he arrived late not because he went low-but that happens and is part of the game. Also, the injury is not a knee injury but an ankle injury. The Husker TE might be cleared to play this Saturday. I only mention this because undoubtedly the Cougar faithful were holding vigil for a fallen foe and were understandably restless until they knew the hour that Nebraska's 3rd string TE would be back on the gridiron.

[Commando]

Close, just reverse the numbers and you have it right.

[old_gregg]

Close, just reverse the numbers and you have it right.

4.3?! dang bro i guess your training is really paying dividends itt.

[MartyFunkhouser]

4.3?! dang bro i guess your training is really paying dividends itt.

Nah, I went to a 2nd tier law school, in a city with a horrible economy, and paid a shit ton of money. I was also probably the only person that wasn't high on the day of that final.

I'm research my options to fake my own death to get out of my crippling student loan debt.

[Green Monstah]

My favorite place that I ever lived in Portland was in Sellwood. I took the Sellwood Bridge frequently. I had to trust that I wouldn't die each time.

It was in the last area of my mission. Pretty cool neighborhood.

[MartyFunkhouser]

It was in the last area of my mission. Pretty cool neighborhood.

I hope you had the opportunity to serve in the Alder Creek singles ward and I hope that it was as dysfunctional as my time when I was there.

[Green Monstah]

I hope you had the opportunity to serve in the Alder Creek singles ward and I hope that it was as dysfunctional as my time when I was there.

Its predecessor: the Westmoreland Singles Branch. I once had to break up a fist fight between a 21-year old man and a 25-year old woman during FHE. In their defense, it was an intense game of pickup volleyball. Emotions were running at Ului Lapuaho levels.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I've derailed this thread enough. This needs to get back to the important points.

cougjunkie would rather that BYU maintain its dominance in women's sports than win a game in football. Perhaps I've misjudged cougjunkie and his is not a misogynist. While his hopes and dreams of football victories will continue to be dashed, he can proudly celebrate each victory in women's Olympic sports. However, it must be hard for him that BYU has not made strides in women's gymnastics. Keep the dream alive.

I miss the rivalry game. I really wish that Utah was the team this weekend to end BYU's delusions of grandeur that they actually have a shot at doing something special this year. I'm glad that someone from the conference of champions gets to hand BYU it annual disappointment and reminder of their actual place in the college football world.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

FTR I am all in with Mormonism and hoping Utah loses every game. As I tell people here all time that every division needs a doormat, Utah and Washington are great options for those.

[MartyFunkhouser]

FTR I am all in with Mormonism and hoping Utah loses every game. As I tell people here all time that every division needs a doormat, Utah and Washington are great options for those.

Thank you for acknowledging that we are a great option for the Pac-12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I note that you do not think that BYU is even deserving of doormat standing in the Conference of Champions.

[Commando]

I'm glad that someone from the conference of champions gets to hand BYU it annual disappointment and reminder of their actual place in the college football world.

News flash- we done beat Nebraska!

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Thank you for acknowledging that we are a great option for the Pac-12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I note that you do not think that BYU is even deserving of doormat standing in the Conference of Champions.

The highest grade I ever got was a C+ (note the plus!) but I don't think that's what I said.