"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - The Rivalry Thread

[Jeff Lebowski]

Once again, I quote:

I guess that is 2 comments in that quote that you actually didn't mean.

That is perfectly consistent with what I just posted. And I have explained to you 4-5 times what I meant by that. Why is this so difficult for you to understand?

[cougjunkie]

That is perfectly consistent with what I just posted. And I have explained to you 4-5 times what I meant by that. Why is this so difficult for you to understand?

He doesn't understand a lot of things. Like when he says answers the questions and I will leave the board. I answer he is still here.

[imanihonjin]

The most honest post you'll see on the rivalry:

http://utefans.net/message.php?id=17...message1757049

Perhaps, but it is hard to take serious anyone who uses ybU or TDS.

[MartyFunkhouser]

That is perfectly consistent with what I just posted. And I have explained to you 4-5 times what I meant by that. Why is this so difficult for you to understand?

I get it. You want me to believe what you later explained not what you posted. I guess I can do that and I'll drop it.

Now, if you want me to believe that claim about having Ute fans friends or actually caring about the alleged friendships that you have developed with Ute fans over the years with this site, well that is a load of bullshit that you will never convince me of. I say this as someone who has been willing to bury the hatchet in the past with people that I've gotten sideways with (donuthole and Hot Lunch as a few notable examples), but there reaches a point where things are beyond repair.

[imanihonjin]

I get it. You want me to believe what you later explained not what you posted. I guess I can do that and I'll drop it.

Now, if you want me to believe that claim about having Ute fans friends or actually caring about the alleged friendships that you have developed with Ute fans over the years with this site, well that is a load of bullshit that you will never convince me of. I say this as someone who has been willing to bury the hatchet in the past with people that I've gotten sideways with (donuthole and Hot Lunch as a few notable examples), but there reaches a point where things are beyond repair.

Holy crap, funk....I think you take things waaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

[Commando]

LOL what a perfect snapshot of Utah fans desperately trying to convince themselves and each other that they don't care about BYU.

[MartyFunkhouser]

He doesn't understand a lot of things. Like when he says answers the questions and I will leave the board. I answer he is still here.

The offer still stands, if you provide answers to the questions that are actually responsive to the questions, I'll leave. To date, no acceptance of my unilateral contract has been tendered.

Let me give you another example, let's say I tell you if you cross the Sellwood Bridge, I will give you a $100.00. Instead of crossing the Sellwood Bridge, you swim across the Willamette river and then ask for $100. You haven't accepted the unilateral contract and I'm not obligated to pay.

[imanihonjin]

The offer still stands, if you provide answers to the questions that are actually responsive to the questions, I'll leave. To date, no acceptance of my unilateral contract has been tendered.

Let me give you another example, let's say I tell you if you cross the Sellwood Bridge, I will give you a $100.00. Instead of crossing the Sellwood Bridge, you swim across the Willamette river and then ask for $100. You haven't accepted the unilateral contract and I'm not obligated to pay.

But what about your niece?

[Commando]

Wasn't this shit in a totally different thread? This is genuinely annoying. GTFO.

[TripletDaddy]

The offer still stands, if you provide answers to the questions that are actually responsive to the questions, I'll leave. To date, no acceptance of my unilateral contract has been tendered.

Let me give you another example, let's say I tell you if you cross the Sellwood Bridge, I will give you a $100.00. Instead of crossing the Sellwood Bridge, you swim across the Willamette river and then ask for $100. You haven't accepted the unilateral contract and I'm not obligated to pay.

mpfunk, thank you for clarifying. I think im getting it now.

[imanihonjin]

mpfunk, thank you for clarifying. I think im getting it now.

[cougjunkie]

mpfunk, thank you for clarifying. I think im getting it now.

Very Topperesque.

In the words of Zack Morris: "If those two are going to share a brain, they might as well get one that works"

[Bo Diddley]

LOL what a perfect snapshot of Utah fans desperately trying to convince themselves and each other that they don't care about BYU.

I kind of feel bad for them.

[Art Vandelay]

The offer still stands, if you provide answers to the questions that are actually responsive to the questions, I'll leave. To date, no acceptance of my unilateral contract has been tendered.

Let me give you another example, let's say I tell you if you cross the Sellwood Bridge, I will give you a $100.00. Instead of crossing the Sellwood Bridge, you swim across the Willamette river and then ask for $100. You haven't accepted the unilateral contract and I'm not obligated to pay.

Who takes the Sellwood? I always use the Burnside, Morrison, or the Fremont. Can I have $300?

[Jeff Lebowski]

I get it. You want me to believe what you later explained not what you posted. I guess I can do that and I'll drop it.

Now, if you want me to believe that claim about having Ute fans friends or actually caring about the alleged friendships that you have developed with Ute fans over the years with this site, well that is a load of bullshit that you will never convince me of. I say this as someone who has been willing to bury the hatchet in the past with people that I've gotten sideways with (donuthole and Hot Lunch as a few notable examples), but there reaches a point where things are beyond repair.

Funk, I find it incredibly bizarre that you would presume to make assumptions about my friendships. Last year I made the big "fat head" that is now a permanent part of the BYU student section, largely as a sign of affection for my friend Seattle Ute. Had a great opportunity to have dinner with him when he was in town on his book tour. Had a fun chat with Hot Lunch at the BYU-Utah game last year. Had a great lunch with Solon. Hostile, DrumNFeather, Dwight Schr-Ute, AppleJack, SullyUte, etc (not a comprehensive list!) are all great guys.

Your problem, amigo, is that you take everything too seriously. For heaven's sake, lighten up already.