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  • Hey Applejack. One of you guys needs to do a wellness check on PortlandUte. I am worried about him.

    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Hey Applejack. One of you guys needs to do a wellness check on PortlandUte. I am worried about him.

      Kind of a weird take when they should really be saying SCOREBOARD like I do when it comes to football.

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      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        Hey Applejack. One of you guys needs to do a wellness check on PortlandUte. I am worried about him.

        So that's PU? I didn't know.
        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

        For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

        Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

          Tithing money is not used to support BYU athletics. In spite of what you may read on utefans.net.

          I am guessing football is still a net revenue producer for Alabama. I think the taxpayers are OK.
          I understand. But try explaining the non-fungibility of money to your average 10%er.

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          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Hey Applejack. One of you guys needs to do a wellness check on PortlandUte. I am worried about him.

            Can you please make me a list of every Ute fan that I need to check up on? Or is that the point of this thread?

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            • Originally posted by Applejack View Post

              Can you please make me a list of every Ute fan that I need to check up on? Or is that the point of this thread?
              No concern for the mental health of our former colleague? SAD!
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Originally posted by Applejack View Post

                Can you please make me a list of every Ute fan that I need to check up on? Or is that the point of this thread?
                Well you already identified the need to check up on IPU. No need to check on LAU, but feel free to report his death.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Originally posted by falafel View Post

                  Well you already identified the need to check up on IPU. No need to check on LAU, but feel free to report his death.
                  LaUte sent me a text: "You can buy anything in this world for money."

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                  • If we grant that Utah will not compete in basketball ever again because of Ryan Smith and tithing money, can someone explain what was preventing Utah from competing in basketball before this brave new NIL world that is stacked against the poor utes locally?

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                    • Originally posted by Applejack View Post

                      LaUte sent me a text: "You can buy anything in this world for with money."
                      Sad that LAU can't even get the quote right.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • Originally posted by Applejack View Post

                        LaUte sent me a text: "You can buy anything in this world for money."
                        I'm surprised he didn't quote the Princess Bride.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • Originally posted by falafel View Post

                          I'm surprised he didn't quote the Princess Bride.
                          "Anybody wanna play for peanuts?"
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                            Sad that LAU can't even get the quote right.
                            He texted again: "F you! I'm done."

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                            • Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                              If we grant that Utah will not compete in basketball ever again because of Ryan Smith and tithing money, can someone explain what was preventing Utah from competing in basketball before this brave new NIL world that is stacked against the poor utes locally?
                              The hubris in this thread! Setting aside BYU's eminent future final four run, those lowly Utes have won 3 games (and a trip to the sweet sixteen) in the ncaa tournament in the span since BYU's last ncaa tourney win.

                              Oh, I forgot last year's final four run! Maybe that's what Lebowski was referring to!

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                              • I'm honestly confused. All this talk about BYU's vast war chest and I don't see it translating into remarkable recruits in football or basketball. I see the same ho hum recruits, and in 2024 Utah has out-recruited BYU in football and basketball. I'd trade the big man Utah signed yesterday for Keita (Utah's no. 7 player last season whose playing time decreased as the season went on) in a second, and they have the same eligibility remaining.

                                Maybe I'm missing something, so help me out. Seems to me the money is all about recruting.

                                Here's the truly bad news. There will always be programs that can outspend Utah and BYU. Utah had possibly the best point guard in the Big 12 returning this season, but of course could not outspend St. John's. From what I've seen, BYU's whole team bailed.

                                So, in a regime that's without contracts or salary caps, the erstwhile NCAA is going to turn into a pro minor league that's essentially a 12-team circle jerk. Boring.
                                When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                                --Jonathan Swift

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