The Case for Kalani Sitake

[Topper]

listen Senor DroolCup, buying a scalped ticket is allowing season ticket holders to continue to renew their seats because they know they can still sell them in the open market. The school gets the full benefit of the ticket sale. Guys like you who pretend to be donors but actually are only half donors are helping out somewhat, which is better than nothing, I guess, but not if you stop buying your tickets altogether. besides, im a subscriber now.

You don't have season tickets? I'm shocked. Yet JL says you do. Which is it?

[byu71]

listen Senor DroolCup, buying a scalped ticket is allowing season ticket holders to continue to renew their seats because they know they can still sell them in the open market. The school gets the full benefit of the ticket sale. Guys like you who pretend to be donors but actually are only half donors are helping out somewhat, which is better than nothing, I guess, but not if you stop buying your tickets altogether. besides, im a subscriber now.

Things changed as far as donor status and the half thing. Sorry I didn't keep you up to date. I don't expect you to retract as you never do when you stick your head up your butt.

You will always be the scalp king to me.

[byu71]

You don't have season tickets? I'm shocked. Yet JL says you do. Which is it?

LOL, sometimes when they go on attack they forget to coordinate.

Both of them have no problem attacking people who actually subsidize their participation in BYU football.

[TripletDaddy]

Things changed as far as donor status and the half thing. Sorry I didn't keep you up to date. I don't expect you to retract as you never do when you stick your head up your butt.

You will always be the scalp king to me.

i see. you are now a 25% donor?

[Topper]

Things changed as far as donor status and the half thing. Sorry I didn't keep you up to date. I don't expect you to retract as you never do when you stick your head up your butt.

You will always be the scalp king to me.

Too much inside information here. However, I was enjoying the Taylor Made discussion. So you dislike cavity backs if I understand it. What do those cost about $1500 or a lot more?

[byu71]

i see. you are now a 25% donor?

You do come up with some good ones.

[Goatnapper'96]

Hey dumbass, this kind of stupidity is exactly what the program doesnt need. It is AWOL deserters like you who think they are sending some sort of message by abandoning the program when chips are down that are actually doing more harm than good to the team and the direction of byu football. This is not the time to constrain BYUs financial resources, when it needs more to remain competitive. This is not the time to stop attending games, when the school is trying to recruit players to come play in Provo. What does not renewing your tickets accomplish anyway? BYU71's octogenarian duncery gets a pass because he wears a diaper and doesnt recognize his own children much anymore, but failing to renew tickets because you don't like the schedule is something an idiot would do. The school is aware that the opponent isn't always great, the school is aware that fans want to be in the b12, the school is aware that the athletic department in general would be better if it were in a power conference. You want people to pull the string but it is so far into your orifice right now that it is currently unreachable anyway. If you stop supporting the team now then you are simply proving to be a Majerus-loving, Ute hat-wearing, Simi Valley-slumming son of a bitch that I thought you were all along. As someone of your single glial-celled military ilk once queried, what is your major malfunction, numb nuts?

I said I was not going, I did not say there would not be butts in the seats. You do better as a gentrified faggity new world progressive than as a knuckle-dragging barrel chested steely eyed combat killin' machine! Did you know that the Marmonte League is no more? I was checking out local football scores when Simi beat Royal (Pinkston to Cuillard got this LDS raised Simi Valley Stake Pioneer real fired up so take that Shaun Christenson) and I looked at conference standings. The world is not what it used to be. Simi is in the Canyons League with Agoura, Calabassas and Oak Park so we get all sorts of chances to beat the asses of the rich elite. Your Lancers are in the El Camino League with Royal, Newberry Park transfers from BYU and enjoy life on your cement seats Adolfo Camarillo.

Stick to the war on women and Cory Gardner stealing your rubbers!

[TripletDaddy]

You don't have season tickets? I'm shocked. Yet JL says you do. Which is it?

Mr. Doubtfire is correct, i never buy tickets beforehand. i started purchasing BYU season tickets a couple of seasons ago for home games because i came across the opportunity to pick up seats around the 35-40 yard line. I still keep it real for road games and SC games and go naked. In fact, at the SC game this past weekend i was able to end of up a pair of tickets and up $60, which was nice.

[byu71]

Too much inside information here. However, I was enjoying the Taylor Made discussion. So you dislike cavity backs if I understand it. What do those cost about $1500 or a lot more?

No, I was making a joke. Without Cavity backed Irons I would have to play my golf at Lagoon. I don't know what the new ones will be, but the ones I bought last year were around $750.

[The_Douger]

[Topper]

Mr. Doubtfire is correct, i never buy tickets beforehand. i started purchasing BYU season tickets a couple of seasons ago for home games because i came across the opportunity to pick up seats around the 35-40 yard line. I still keep it real for road games and SC games and go naked to games. In fact, at the SC game this past weekend i was able to end of up a pair of tickets and up $60, which was nice.

I don't have the gumption to go to an away game and to rely upon scalped tickets. Either they won't be available or the price will be too high. Have you ever been left out using this tactic? I suppose if I were the only one who might get shafted, I could risk it, but bringing along friends that way?

[byu71]

Mr. Doubtfire is correct, i never buy tickets beforehand. i started purchasing BYU season tickets a couple of seasons ago for home games because i came across the opportunity to pick up seats around the 35-40 yard line. I still keep it real for road games and SC games and go naked. In fact, at the SC game this past weekend i was able to end of up a pair of tickets and up $60, which was nice.

I wonder if I will get an apology from JL. Doubt it. He gets a nob evertime he gets to call me dumb.

[byu71]

I don't have the gumption to go to an away game and to rely upon scalped tickets. Either they won't be available or the price will be too high. Have you ever been left out using this tactic? I suppose if I were the only one who might get shafted, I could risk it, but bringing along friends that way?

You are a good man. By buying tickets from BYU you add to their funding by paying the premium they keep.

DDD on the other hand is helping the other school by supporting their season ticket holders who don't want to attend the game.

However don't expect any gratitude from the subsidized BYU part of the fan base.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I wonder if I will get an apology from JL. Doubt it. He gets a nob evertime he gets to call me dumb.

lol.

Apologize for what? I said he has season tickets. DDD confirmed that.

[creekster]

Mr. Doubtfire is correct, i never buy tickets beforehand. i started purchasing BYU season tickets a couple of seasons ago for home games because i came across the opportunity to pick up seats around the 35-40 yard line. I still keep it real for road games and SC games and go naked. In fact, at the SC game this past weekend i was able to end of up a pair of tickets and up $60, which was nice.

Can you buy season tickets for road games?