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  • #31
    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
    I think the oversaturation of stringpulling pussies is our poison...oooooohhh Bronco sucks in first games...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco is playing Povey because of life's experiences even though there are more capable players behind him....waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco said he learns more from losses than from wins and called me a Pharisee when I and other rich donors want our inner thighs massaged...waaa my pussy hurts! Oooh Bronco never wins the big games like Whit he is too stubborn and only does the same things over and over...waaa my pussy hurts. Oooh Bronco keeps Anae around even though my wife, who knows nothing about football, can predict every play just because of formation and if he were more unpredictable we would have beaten TCU in 2009...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco didn't massage the inner thigh of Manti Teo and Kona Schwenke and he doesn't make 5 star recruits feel special he obviously thinks he can win National Championships with Sky Povey and Kellen Fowler....waaaa my pussy hurts!

    MOUNT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE, THE STARS ARE ALIGNING! WE ARE LED BY THE NOBLEST SON OF THE M'F'N 208 AND HE HAS DEVELOPED INTO A COMPETENT PASSER ALONG WITH HIS GAMEBREAKING LEGS. WE HAVE SKILL PLAYERS NOT SEEN IN PROVO FOR YEARS AND THE SCHEDULE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE 1984! UTAH AIN'T EVEN THERE TO EFF IT ALL UP! GOD LOVES US AND OUR RUN TO RIGHTEOUS M'F'N GLORY STARTS THIS SATURDAY!
    This is incredibly inspiring.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      New board catch phrase . . . err. . . acronym. #wmph
      Love it.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
        I think the oversaturation of stringpulling pussies is our poison...oooooohhh Bronco sucks in first games...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco is playing Povey because of life's experiences even though there are more capable players behind him....waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco said he learns more from losses than from wins and called me a Pharisee when I and other rich donors want our inner thighs massaged...waaa my pussy hurts! Oooh Bronco never wins the big games like Whit he is too stubborn and only does the same things over and over...waaa my pussy hurts. Oooh Bronco keeps Anae around even though my wife, who knows nothing about football, can predict every play just because of formation and if he were more unpredictable we would have beaten TCU in 2009...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco didn't massage the inner thigh of Manti Teo and Kona Schwenke and he doesn't make 5 star recruits feel special he obviously thinks he can win National Championships with Sky Povey and Kellen Fowler....waaaa my pussy hurts!

        MOUNT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE, THE STARS ARE ALIGNING! WE ARE LED BY THE NOBLEST SON OF THE M'F'N 208 AND HE HAS DEVELOPED INTO A COMPETENT PASSER ALONG WITH HIS GAMEBREAKING LEGS. WE HAVE SKILL PLAYERS NOT SEEN IN PROVO FOR YEARS AND THE SCHEDULE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE 1984! UTAH AIN'T EVEN THERE TO EFF IT ALL UP! GOD LOVES US AND OUR RUN TO RIGHTEOUS M'F'N GLORY STARTS THIS SATURDAY!
        Awesome.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          This is incredibly inspiring.
          It is the SOS that will likely be in the 80's that is making Lloyd Christmas luckier and luckier, isn't it now son?
          Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
          -General George S. Patton

          I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
          -DOCTOR Wuap

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Time to make this one our poisson.
            Our fish? Hmmm. So, like, we'll gut him and then filet him and then grill him and serve with some light seasoning and fresh lemon juice? Excellent!
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              New board catch phrase . . . err. . . acronym. #wmph
              Wow! Did you invent that?
              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                Love it.
                Ooooh Texas is playing their back up qb...BYU always sucks against back ups #wmph.
                Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                -General George S. Patton

                I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                -DOCTOR Wuap

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by creekster View Post
                  Wow! Did you invent that?
                  No, Goat just did.
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by creekster View Post
                    Our fish? Hmmm. So, like, we'll gut him and then filet him and then grill him and serve with some light seasoning and fresh lemon juice? Excellent!
                    I knew there was a Francophile out there who would get it.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      I knew there was a Francophile out there who would get it.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        I knew there was a Francophile out there who would get it.
                        We all got it. Only Creekster found it funny.
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                          We all got it. Only Creekster found it funny.
                          Also you don't have to be a Francophile, you could simply be an avid call of duty 3 player. poisson was a featured map (and a pretty good one!)
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                          • #43
                            Good take from Burnt Orange on what we can expect with Swoopes. Not projecting much confidence in the kid

                            http://www.burntorangenation.com/201...y-jerrod-heard
                            Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                            It can't all be wedding cake.

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                            • #44
                              I'm feeling the inspiration, Goat. Almost enough to forget my remaining Cody Vaz induced PTSD.
                              So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                              • #45
                                The boys and I were driving back from the outlet mall today and some guys on College Sports Radio were going off about how Texas was in trouble. Swoopes isn't accurate and they are playing a BYU team that "treated them unkindly last year" and they had watched the whole BYU opener and Taysom Hill looks very dangerous.
                                Get confident, stupid
                                -landpoke

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