Golfing, Boating, Burgers with fried eggs: BYU @ Texas

[USUC]

Feel bad for the kid. Setting up to be a low scoring game.

[Pelado]

David Ash is out for the game with a concussion.

Daje Johnson and Josh Turner still out with suspensions.

Did that happen against the Mean Green?

[Commando]

I think we would have messed with Texas regardless of whether any of their key players were out. I wonder who's going to get fired this year.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Oh brother. I hope the players aren't this overconfident.

[Surfah]

Did that happen against the Mean Green?

Apparently on the first hit he took in the game. He felt fine initially but started feeling concussion symptoms in the middle of the night after the game and called the training staff himself.

[Pelado]

Apparently on the first hit he took in the game. He felt fine initially but started feeling concussion symptoms in the middle of the night after the game and called the training staff himself.

That sucks for him. Is he only supposed to miss this week?

[Commando]

That sucks for him. Is he only supposed to miss this week?

I'm guessing they'll go ahead apply the protocol that correlates with his symptoms and history, and he'll be back as soon as he clears the mandatory rest days and physical. I would guess he's back next week.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Bummer about Ash, but his absence will have little effect, I think. At most, BYU has gone from slight underdog to a pick 'em. Then again, it's possible the loss of their starting center could have an even bigger effect.

[Surfah]

Bummer about Ash, but his absence will have little effect, I think. At most, BYU has gone from slight underdog to a pick 'em. Then again, it's possible the loss of their starting center could have an even bigger effect.

Their center is a huge loss. The guy that came in to replace him against North Texas had a couple bad snaps and gave up a sack. With how well Tuiloma played and Marques coming back I'm liking our chances to be disruptive up front.

[MarkGrace]

Backup qb's are our poison.

[Donuthole]

Backup qb's are our poison.

Time to make this one our poisson.

[Goatnapper'96]

Backup qb's are our poison.

I think the oversaturation of stringpulling pussies is our poison...oooooohhh Bronco sucks in first games...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco is playing Povey because of life's experiences even though there are more capable players behind him....waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco said he learns more from losses than from wins and called me a Pharisee when I and other rich donors want our inner thighs massaged...waaa my pussy hurts! Oooh Bronco never wins the big games like Whit he is too stubborn and only does the same things over and over...waaa my pussy hurts. Oooh Bronco keeps Anae around even though my wife, who knows nothing about football, can predict every play just because of formation and if he were more unpredictable we would have beaten TCU in 2009...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco didn't massage the inner thigh of Manti Teo and Kona Schwenke and he doesn't make 5 star recruits feel special he obviously thinks he can win National Championships with Sky Povey and Kellen Fowler....waaaa my pussy hurts!

MOUNT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE, THE STARS ARE ALIGNING! WE ARE LED BY THE NOBLEST SON OF THE M'F'N 208 AND HE HAS DEVELOPED INTO A COMPETENT PASSER ALONG WITH HIS GAMEBREAKING LEGS. WE HAVE SKILL PLAYERS NOT SEEN IN PROVO FOR YEARS AND THE SCHEDULE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE 1984! UTAH AIN'T EVEN THERE TO EFF IT ALL UP! GOD LOVES US AND OUR RUN TO RIGHTEOUS M'F'N GLORY STARTS THIS SATURDAY!

[Donuthole]

Golfing, Boating, Burgers with fried eggs: BYU @ Texas

I think the oversaturation of stringpulling pussies is our poison...oooooohhh Bronco sucks in first games...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco is playing Povey because of life's experiences even though there are more capable players behind him....waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco said he learns more from losses than from wins and called me a Pharisee when I and other rich donors want our inner thighs massaged...waaa my pussy hurts! Oooh Bronco never wins the big games like Whit he is too stubborn and only does the same things over and over...waaa my pussy hurts. Oooh Bronco keeps Anae around even though my wife, who knows nothing about football, can predict every play just because of formation and if he were more unpredictable we would have beaten TCU in 2009...waaa my pussy hurts! Ooooh Bronco didn't massage the inner thigh of Manti Teo and Kona Schwenke and he doesn't make 5 star recruits feel special he obviously thinks he can win National Championships with Sky Povey and Kellen Fowler....waaaa my pussy hurts!

MOUNT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE, THE STARS ARE ALIGNING! WE ARE LED BY THE NOBLEST SON OF THE M'F'N 208 AND HE HAS DEVELOPED INTO A COMPETENT PASSER ALONG WITH HIS GAMEBREAKING LEGS. WE HAVE SKILL PLAYERS NOT SEEN IN PROVO FOR YEARS AND THE SCHEDULE IS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE 1984! UTAH AIN'T EVEN THERE TO EFF IT ALL UP! GOD LOVES US AND OUR RUN TO RIGHTEOUS M'F'N GLORY STARTS THIS SATURDAY!

New board catch phrase . . . err. . . acronym. #wmph

[Uncle Ted]

Their center is a huge loss. The guy that came in to replace him against North Texas had a couple bad snaps and gave up a sack. With how well Tuiloma played and Marques coming back I'm liking our chances to be disruptive up front.

Yeah, I am watching the replay of the Mean Green game on the LHN. The center loss is going to hurt UT.

Next up, Swoopes:

Julius Caesar Longhorn


3 hours ago


Tyrone Swoopes, you're our only hope.

[Green Monstah]

Dude has long strides. This makes me a little nervous. On the other hand, he lost the QB battle to Ash. #wmph