Red Dead Redemption: BYU vs. Utah 2013

[LA Ute]

You should roll this guy out at halftime. It would be fun. I wonder if he can do a fist roll?

[Pelado]

Those cartoons are actually pretty good.

Then we better add another one:

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[wally]

Rivalry week on CS is sad, because the most active smack-talking Utes are wally and LA Ute. Both nice guys, but not exactly the varsity team. Where has mpfunk gone?

Honest question: Who is the cougar varsity team here?

[San Juan Sun]

No offense to Funk but he doesn't exactly strike me as the ideal example of a great smack talker. JIC on the other hand...

Look, we're kind of talking about the Bad News Bears here. Sure, mpfunk is Tanner Boyle, and he wouldn't play SS for any other team in the league. But on the BNB, he's the man. wally is like Rudy Stein, and LAU is like the female pitcher. They have not found that kid that rides the Harley yet.

[Moliere]

Look, we're kind of talking about the Bad News Bears here. Sure, mpfunk is Tanner Boyle, and he wouldn't play SS for any other team in the league. But on the BNB, he's the man. wally is like Rudy Stein, and LAU is like the female pitcher. They have not found that kid that rides the Harley yet.

I've never seen the BNB but nevertheless I agree with this.

[YOhio]

Honest question: Who is the cougar varsity team here?

Cougjerky. That's all we need.

[kccougar]

Lucky Radley posted it on instagram, then I think someone on cougarboard downloaded it and put it on YouTube when Radley deleted it from his instagram account.

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Yes, the BYU fan put it up as "Utah Football Baptism". However, the original title of the video was "Baptism in the Name of LGI", which is slightly more damning.

[LA Ute]

National broadcasts from LES usually include the announcers oohing and ahhing about the spectacular view from the press box (Squaw Peak, Y Mountain, etc.). I've seen fewer national broadcasts from RES (and not just because there have been fewer of them) but I don't recall hearing announcers comment on the beauty of the barren hills east of the press box.

When it comes to view smack, we lose the eastward view battle. Now, if you want to talk westward view, we have an argument. The TV people show and talk about that one. We're Westerners, after all. We look westward.

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[Blueintheface]

Honest question: Who is the cougar varsity team here?

CJ would be the William Wallace of smack talk. DDD, the Mike Wallace.

[YOhio]

So rice chex is better when you're looking westward from a helicopter. Thanks for clarifying that point, LAU.

[Blueintheface]

So rice chex is better when you're looking eastward from a helicopter. Thanks for clarifying that point, LAU.

I think Marty Johnson took that from Life Flight.

[San Juan Sun]

So rice chex is better when you're looking westward from a helicopter. Thanks for clarifying that point, LAU.

^^^ Varsity

[LA Ute]

Look, we're kind of talking about the Bad News Bears here. Sure, mpfunk is Tanner Boyle, and he wouldn't play SS for any other team in the league. But on the BNB, he's the man. wally is like Rudy Stein, and LAU is like the female pitcher. They have not found that kid that rides the Harley yet.

Wrong movie. You're killing me, SJS.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

View smack. By Saturday afternoon this place is going to be more Cougarboardy than Cougarboard. Can't wait!


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[San Juan Sun]

Wrong movie. You're killing me, SJS.

I would give you The Sandlot if you weren't posting helicopter smack.

LA, all you have to do is say scoreboard. I bet you could even google images of recent scoreboard shots of Utah's victories. Go with your strengths, for crying out loud. You're welcome.