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  • DU Ute
    RIP CUF
    • Dec 2008
    • 7393
    #16
    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
    Can you and Portland go videotape your lesbian sex with each other?

    You two lead the cooch coeffecient competiton here in the interwebs. Perhaps pelagius can write a cool formula but you too have coochie coochie coo written all over yoo!
    Holy shit. That might be the funniest thing I've read on this board.
    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
    "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
    "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • Portland Ute
        Junior Member
        • Dec 2008
        • 5647
        #17
        Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
        Until BYU can not crap the bed against Utah in some fashion, I will continue to think Utah will win.
        You guys and your nervousness. It's so cute.

        Utah is basically a mediocre mid-major team right now. If we were all back in the MWC days, depending on what other programs were doing, I think Utah would be looking at 4th or 5th in the standings. TCU, BYU, AFA and maybe a team like SDSU sneaking in ahead of Utah.

        That being said, BYU has shown it is more than capable of beating mid-level mid majors.

        If BYU doesn't make a ton of mistakes, they win this game comfortably. If they take an approach like Utah took in 2003, they will win. The score might not be flashy, but the game won't be in question.

        Utah's offense is a disaster. The O-line is a mess. We don't have a blocking/pass-catching FB to bail us out. Our O coordinator will kill drives by wasting downs on Travis Wilson running the wildcat when everyone in the stadium and at home watching on TV knows what he is going to do.

        Utah's only real hope is if the defense turns BYU over. However, if Rowe is gone and with Blechen out, that is going to be tough. If Kruger is gone for the entire game, that's going to compound things. The playmakers on defense are getting to be few and far betweeen. Star is a great player, but he's not a "playmaker."

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          • The_Douger
            Athletic Supporter
            • Jun 2012
            • 5413
            #18
            Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
            Can you and Portland go videotape your lesbian sex with each other?

            You two lead the cooch coeffecient competiton here in the interwebs. Perhaps pelagius can write a cool formula but you too have coochie coochie coo written all over yoo!
            Heh, yeah, probably a bit of a pessimist with regards to our chances against Utah.

            I will work harder to decrease the cooch coefficient, and might eventually go about trying to grow a phallus at some point.
            Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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              • Portland Ute
                Junior Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 5647
                #19
                Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
                Heh, yeah, probably a bit of a pessimist with regards to our chances against Utah.

                I will work harder to decrease the cooch coefficient, and might eventually go about trying to grow a phallus at some point.
                The only phallus you need is to tell Goatnapper to shut the hell up.

                He whines more about whiners than anybody on any BYU/Utah message board ever!

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                  • BigPiney
                    Huge Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 12356
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    When will we know about Kruger? Also, is there video of his punch? I never did see it on the broadcast.
                    Is Mr Stabby not playing? Suspended?

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                      • Cougarmandias
                        Stringpuller to the stars
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 407
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                        I think that Utah will need at least one more major mistake made by BYU for the U to win. Mistakes are special teams gaffes, turnovers and defensive breakdowns that result in long TDs.
                        So the U can totally win this one, is what you're saying.
                        I think, perhaps, the only person who hates BYU fans more than ute fans hate BYU fans, is Bronco Mendenhall.
                        -smokymountainrain


                        Menden Hall Hates Me.

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                          • Clark Addison
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 10301
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            Special thanks to YOhio and his mad photoshopping skills for another iteration of the rivalry banner.
                            Why didn't he Photoshop the BYU player to be taller than 5'7"?
                            Last edited by Clark Addison; 09-09-2012, 08:48 AM.

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                              • Goatnapper'96
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 10922
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Cougarmandias View Post
                                So the U can totally win this one, is what you're saying.
                                Yes I think Utah can win this game. Utah's defense will keep the U in the game against BYU. It will come down to who makes the most mistakes and who capitalizes on offensive opportunities by getting touchdowns instead of field goals.
                                Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                                -General George S. Patton

                                I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                                -DOCTOR Wuap

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                                  • FN Phat
                                    I ♥ gateway sex
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 8691
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                                    Why didn't he Photoshop the BYU player to be taller that 5'7"?
                                    I think he subconsciously admits to who the big brother is in this relationship
                                    I'm your huckleberry.


                                    "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                        Time to camp
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 26082
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                                        Why didn't he Photoshop the BYU player to be taller that 5'7"?
                                        It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
                                        Get confident, stupid
                                        -landpoke

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                                          • kccougar
                                            9262
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 7020
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                                            Why didn't he Photoshop the BYU player to be taller than 5'7"?
                                            After Thursday's game, it's only an attempt to bolster Utah fans' perceptions of the talent gap between the two schools.
                                            "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                                              • Katy Lied
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 9435
                                                #27
                                                Blechen is still out, correct?

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                                                  • LiveCoug
                                                    LA Ute loves me
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 18486
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                                                    Blechen is still out, correct?
                                                    Yes, but I bet he gets reinstated for good behavior...

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                                                      • Jeff Lebowski
                                                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 69608
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                                                        Why didn't he Photoshop the BYU player to be taller than 5'7"?
                                                        It is symbolic of our moxie and toughness.

                                                        (And maybe the fact that we got our asses kicked last year.)
                                                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                                          • LA Ute
                                                            Receiver of Memory
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 19512
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                                                            Yes I think Utah can win this game. Utah's defense will keep the U in the game against BYU. It will come down to who makes the most mistakes and who capitalizes on offensive opportunities by getting touchdowns instead of field goals.
                                                            This seems right to me. I think whoever wins will do so by no more than a touchdown. I have no confidence that Utah will win. I hope so, though.
                                                            “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                                                            ― W.H. Auden

                                                            "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                                                            -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

                                                            "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                                                            --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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