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  • Originally posted by Ma'ake View Post
    I think Ute fans as a whole find Bronco to be entertaining, more than anything. The guy has a knack for setting himself up.

    BYU nation is more susceptible to hype with sub-optimal prospects for attaining what they want than any other program I've seen. For example, in the summer of 2002 Jay Omer was going to make BYU into one of the fastest programs in the nation. Lavell had let the program go, Crowton was a genius, the sky wasn't the limit - it was outer space.

    In 2008 we had the "Quest", which itself was funny, but the next year, everyone sort of kept hush on the slogans, but it was understood that with all those seniors it really was BYU's year to reclaim their rightful place among the most select programs. Sure enough after the Tulane game there were radio ads touting the "BCS Bustin' Cougs". When senile Bobby Bowden demolished that dream the meltdown was epic. Vesuvius. THEN, BYU nation convinced themselves they could be the first BCS busters with one loss. It's a remarkable exercise in group delusion, a rite of summer, and early fall.

    This year is another hype-a-thon, and Bronco has jumped right into it, head first. By October a lot of Y fan will be livid, of course, like MLM rookies who've woken up.

    Bronco's just weird enough that one day he'll drive his Harley out onto the field dressed as Captain Moroni, and start speaking King James English - which wouldn't be far from his current dialect, but it will be interesting to hear the small business consultant-speak with a Biblical flavor.

    It beats watching baseball all summer, I'll tell you that.
    I dare you to say those terrible things over on CB.

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    • Originally posted by Ma'ake View Post
      I think Ute fans as a whole find Bronco to be entertaining, more than anything. The guy has a knack for setting himself up.

      BYU nation is more susceptible to hype with sub-optimal prospects for attaining what they want than any other program I've seen. For example, in the summer of 2002 Jay Omer was going to make BYU into one of the fastest programs in the nation. Lavell had let the program go, Crowton was a genius, the sky wasn't the limit - it was outer space.

      In 2008 we had the "Quest", which itself was funny, but the next year, everyone sort of kept hush on the slogans, but it was understood that with all those seniors it really was BYU's year to reclaim their rightful place among the most select programs. Sure enough after the Tulane game there were radio ads touting the "BCS Bustin' Cougs". When senile Bobby Bowden demolished that dream the meltdown was epic. Vesuvius. THEN, BYU nation convinced themselves they could be the first BCS busters with one loss. It's a remarkable exercise in group delusion, a rite of summer, and early fall.

      This year is another hype-a-thon, and Bronco has jumped right into it, head first. By October a lot of Y fan will be livid, of course, like MLM rookies who've woken up.

      Bronco's just weird enough that one day he'll drive his Harley out onto the field dressed as Captain Moroni, and start speaking King James English - which wouldn't be far from his current dialect, but it will be interesting to hear the small business consultant-speak with a Biblical flavor.

      It beats watching baseball all summer, I'll tell you that.
      "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
      "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
      "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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      • Ma'ake's last paragraph is a classic!

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        • Originally posted by OrangeUte View Post
          Ma'ake's last paragraph is a classic!
          Originally posted by Ma'ake View Post
          It beats watching baseball all summer, I'll tell you that.
          Classic!
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Classic!
            Funny, especially in pink font. :-)

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            • Originally posted by OrangeUte View Post
              Funny, especially in pink font. :-)
              Dark orchid, bitch!
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                Dark orchid, bitch!
                Even better.

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                • At least you guys don't care about BYU anymore.
                  "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                  "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                  • Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                    At least you guys don't care about BYU anymore.
                    We can't quit you.
                    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                    "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                    "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                    • Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                      At least you guys don't care about BYU anymore.
                      Ok, maybe I haven't reached the point of completely not caring, but I care a lot less than I used to and it feels great.

                      I might be in the minority on this here at CUF.
                      Col. Klink: "Staff officers are so clever."
                      Gen. Burkhalter: "Klink, I am a staff officer."
                      Col. Klink: "I didn't mean you sir, you're not clever."

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                      • Originally posted by Flattop View Post
                        Ok, maybe I haven't reached the point of completely not caring, but I care a lot less than I used to and it feels great.

                        I might be in the minority on this here at CUF.
                        You are killing it, USS Utah!
                        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                        • I was doing really good in my leave-BYU-behind rehab, and then the national championship talk arose yet again.

                          It's so classic, so over the top, so quintessentially BYU that I just couldn't avert mine eyes.

                          It's like walking around an LA beach on the weekend with your wife, only it's just comedy. You just shake your head and smile, and for the experience you get a "what's so FUNNY!?!?"

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                          • Originally posted by Ma'ake View Post
                            I was doing really good in my leave-BYU-behind rehab, and then the national championship talk arose yet again.

                            It's so classic, so over the top, so quintessentially BYU that I just couldn't avert mine eyes.

                            It's like walking around an LA beach on the weekend with your wife, only it's just comedy. You just shake your head and smile, and for the experience you get a "what's so FUNNY!?!?"
                            Next you'll make mention of the slip 'n slide at which point I might pull some stitches. As a once great man said, PULL THE FUCKING STRING AND LEAVE THAT UF.N SHIT BEHIND!
                            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                            • Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                              Do not question the Bronco. When he speaks, the debate is over.
                              Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                              Next you'll make mention of the slip 'n slide at which point I might pull some stitches. As a once great man said, PULL THE FUCKING STRING AND LEAVE THAT UF.N SHIT BEHIND!
                              Not sure that post deserved this strong of a response.
                              "Take it to the Bank"

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                              • Originally posted by Hot Lunch View Post
                                Not sure that post deserved this strong of a response.
                                I'm assuming you meant to multi-quote Ma'ake? Just trying to drive the point home that feigning indifference while posting over and over and over again is so CB/uf.n and not what makes CUF great. What makes the CUF sports forums great is admitting that Utah and BYU are rivals and going from there.
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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