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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69637

    #121
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

    He withdrew. Twice, it seems.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • Applejack
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2012
      • 3813

      #122
      Originally posted by All-American View Post

      wait wut did Retzlaff really do
      Just had an enjoyable, yet uneventful night of sexual relations!

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69637

        #123
        Originally posted by Applejack View Post

        Just had an enjoyable, yet uneventful night of sexual relations!
        Haha. Yes. According to his attorney.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69637

          #124
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • Idon'tgnawonmywife
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2012
            • 145

            #125
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            But...... do you think there are people... having kids...... at byu?

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            • Sullyute
              a day late/a dollar short
              • Jul 2010
              • 3308

              #126
              Utah: 28
              BYU: 24

              Go Utes!
              "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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              • MartyFunkhouser
                Disciple of RNGesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 18740

                #127
                Eff BYU
                Eff BYU fans
                Eff all the BYU players
                Eff everyone who has ever graduated from BYU
                Eff every former BYU player in every sport

                BYU needs to lose tomorrow.
                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                --Kendrick Lamar

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                • USUC
                  Chronic Poseur
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 8782

                  #128
                  Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                  Eff BYU
                  Eff BYU fans
                  Eff all the BYU players
                  Eff everyone who has ever graduated from BYU
                  Eff every former BYU player in every sport

                  BYU needs to lose tomorrow.
                  I don't believe you.

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69637

                    #129
                    Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                    Eff BYU
                    Eff BYU fans
                    Eff all the BYU players
                    Eff everyone who has ever graduated from BYU
                    Eff every former BYU player in every sport

                    BYU needs to lose tomorrow.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • wally
                      <><><><><><><><>
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 4137

                      #130
                      Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                      Eff BYU
                      Eff BYU fans
                      Eff all the BYU players
                      Eff everyone who has ever graduated from BYU
                      Eff every former BYU player in every sport

                      BYU needs to lose tomorrow.
                      LOL! See Funk cares about this game after all!!!

                      I want to go on record that I really, really love BYU..... the school. I think all BYU sports should be abolished (except for women's VB of course) and more attention given toward worthy academic pursuits that ACTUALLY benefit the world that BYU grads want to 'go forth and serve." BYU sports is just a massive distraction to that at best and at worst is an active detriment to the mission of the University.

                      Anyone who disagrees with this obviously does not prioritize the Church over BYU sports. Just saying.

                      Also, I am very, very serious in this opinion. Like, really serious, guys.

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                      • Shaka
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10449

                        #131
                        Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                        Eff BYU
                        Eff BYU fans
                        Eff all the BYU players
                        Eff everyone who has ever graduated from BYU
                        Eff every former BYU player in every sport

                        BYU needs to lose tomorrow.
                        I had a few investigators say something similar right before I dunked them. Then they realized they were in the gall of bitterness and the bonds of iniquity, and they caved. You're teetering on the brink, my friend; soon you will be rising and shouting.

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                        • Omaha 680
                          Senior Member
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 11175

                          #132
                          Originally posted by wally View Post

                          LOL! See Funk cares about this game after all!!!

                          I want to go on record that I really, really love BYU..... the school. I think all BYU sports should be abolished (except for women's VB of course) and more attention given toward worthy academic pursuits that ACTUALLY benefit the world that BYU grads want to 'go forth and serve." BYU sports is just a massive distraction to that at best and at worst is an active detriment to the mission of the University.

                          Anyone who disagrees with this obviously does not prioritize the Church over BYU sports. Just saying.

                          Also, I am very, very serious in this opinion. Like, really serious, guys.

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                          • Jeff Lebowski
                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 69637

                            #133
                            Originally posted by wally View Post

                            LOL! See Funk cares about this game after all!!!

                            I want to go on record that I really, really love BYU..... the school. I think all BYU sports should be abolished (except for women's VB of course) and more attention given toward worthy academic pursuits that ACTUALLY benefit the world that BYU grads want to 'go forth and serve." BYU sports is just a massive distraction to that at best and at worst is an active detriment to the mission of the University.

                            Anyone who disagrees with this obviously does not prioritize the Church over BYU sports. Just saying.

                            Also, I am very, very serious in this opinion. Like, really serious, guys.
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • wally
                              <><><><><><><><>
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 4137

                              #134
                              Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post

                              You know, this has been a fun week of internet banter for me. Thanks, dudes. I used to have a BYU neighbor to banter with. He was super fun. Loved it. But then he moved away and I tried it on with a different BYU neighbor... that guy's face turned red and I thought he was gonna want to fight me or something, so I backed off there. Now I live next to a lot of people who either are fellow Utes (nice folks but lame for rivalry banter) or, more so, neighbors who really don't care about sports at all. At work, nobody has even mentioned the game this week at all.

                              As such, I really appreciate a place where I can come and argue with other sound-minded grown men in their 40s-70s about whose favorite team of teenagers, and tweenagers is the better ball club! Thanks, Cougarstadium!!

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                              • Clark Addison
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 10302

                                #135
                                Originally posted by wally View Post

                                LOL! See Funk cares about this game after all!!!

                                I want to go on record that I really, really love BYU..... the school. I think all BYU sports should be abolished (except for women's VB of course) and more attention given toward worthy academic pursuits that ACTUALLY benefit the world that BYU grads want to 'go forth and serve." BYU sports is just a massive distraction to that at best and at worst is an active detriment to the mission of the University.

                                Anyone who disagrees with this obviously does not prioritize the Church over BYU sports. Just saying.

                                Also, I am very, very serious in this opinion. Like, really serious, guys.
                                For the record, yes, I do prioritize BYU sports over the Church.

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