Originally posted by PolyCougar
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But wait…all hope is not lost. My older sister, a BYU coed, forgot about her gift to me. It was still unwrapped in her luggage. She rushes to retrieve it and gives it to me. It’s in a BYU bookstore bag and she apologies for not wrapping it. But I already know what it is. It’s the Jim McMahon BYU football jersey I’d been asking my folks for. What great parents! They generously gave my sister some money (because it was too much for her student budget) so she could buy the jersey and give it to me as I was her favorite brother. How illustrious and grand!
But I need to wait my turn because my younger brothers still have more presents to open. Finally, it’s my turn. I’m like Ralphie in A Christmas Story after he is presented with his Red Rider BB gun after all the presents have been opened. I just hope she got the right size. I reach into the BYU Bookstore bag to pull out my Jim McMahon BYU football jersey and save Christmas! But wait, it’s not a jersey….it’s…a tote for my scriptures! I’m devastated! Again!
But it get’s even better! My sister later explains that she had bought the Jim McMahon football jersey with extra money my folks had given her. But then they called her and insisted she return it and buy the scripture tote instead. They were sure I would treasure my scripture tote that matched my new scriptures more than a football jersey and the extra money could be used to buy my younger brothers matching BYU T-shirts.
My non-LDS high school friends still joke with me about the time I received “a Bible” for Christmas.
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