Pretty neato scheduling news

[TripletDaddy]

I will never get that toned up.

Don't underestimate your level of fecundity. Consider the examples of distinguished sex machines like Michael Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Rod Stewart, and to a lesser extent, Ricardo Montalban, Rupert Murdoch and Larry King.

[Coach McGuirk]

I love this thread and where it is heading but "Pretty Neato Scheduling News" is not the thread title I was hoping for this clash of the titans. No offense CJF.

[falafel]

you would have not uninvited them?

I would not have invited them in the first place. But you apparently thought enough of them to invite them, only later to uninvite them later.

[TripletDaddy]

I would not have invited them in the first place. But you apparently thought enough of them to invite them, only later to uninvite them later.

I see no reason to have not invited them.

Speaking of which, in my exuberance, I sent an invite to CUFNewsBot, which obviously isn't a real person. My bad.

[Tim]

I'm totally in. DDD, please officially invite me.

[TripletDaddy]

I'm totally in. DDD, please officially invite me.

Please.

Tim is like Elijah. There is always a setting at the table in hopes that he will be there.

Also, we cover the exterior-facing doors in blood.

[Tim]

Please.

Tim is like Elijah. There is always a setting at the table in hopes that he will be there.

Also, we cover the exterior-facing doors in blood.

Speaking of Elijah... if you like me so much, do my genealogy for me!

Seriously, put me down for two racks of ribs. I'll start fasting now.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Don't underestimate your level of fecundity. Consider the examples of distinguished sex machines like Michael Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Rod Stewart, and to a lesser extent, Ricardo Montalban, Rupert Murdoch and Larry King.

And don't forget Tony Randall who at the age of 75 married a 25 year-old and sired two more kids after that.

And speaking of Randall, I'm reminded of an interview long ago with Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show when he misspoke somehow and Carson commented on the "slip of the tongue." Randall thought about that for a moment and said something like, "You know, it's funny how we slip up occasionally. The other day I meant to ask my mother to 'Please pass the butter,' and instead it came out 'Thanks for ruining my wife you bitch.'"

What were we talking about?

[falafel]

I see no reason to have not invited them.

Speaking of which, in my exuberance, I sent an invite to CUFNewsBot, which obviously isn't a real person. My bad.

You saw a reason to un-invite them. And Exie hasn't even participated in this thread!

Man, you are one capricious dude.

[Coach McGuirk]

You saw a reason to un-invite them. And Exie hasn't even participated in this thread!

Man, you are one capricious dude.

Don't be jealous. I think I have a 2-3 invites left, maybe we can work out an arrangement.

[landpoke]

Well, duh. [no offense to landpoke, but] I'm sure Texas knew they weren't in any real danger of losing to Wyoming, regardless of where the game was played.

That's not why they did it. They did it outta respect.

[falafel]

That's not why they did it. They did it outta respect.

From one cowboy state to another, I suppose.

[LiveCoug]

This is a big stadium

And that is before it was expanded:

[falafel]

Don't be jealous. I think I have a 2-3 invites left, maybe we can work out an arrangement.

Oh, no, I'm not falling for that. As soon as I get an invite I'll get uninvited straight away!

[byu71]

And that is before it was expanded:

I wonder where the seats you can get through BYU will be located in that huge stadium. Those furthest away seats to the right look like they might be in St. George.