"You Gotta Love It Baby" Official Jazz thread

[whoneedscorners?]

Take it outside you two! I don't think anyone's laughing. I think they're all getting annoyed.

You're probably right. I appologize

[old_gregg]

kobe looks old and creaky tonight. enjoy the next few years of exponential decline, lakers fans. them knees have seen their best days. what are you going to do when your beloved phil jackson moves to nepal to have orgies with buddhist monks? this game has given me direct revelation of the futures of some important laker role players:

i predict ron ron ends his career by having a hennessy fueled gunfight with gilbert arenas during halftime of the 2011-2012 season. that, or getting stabbed by a chair leg.

derek fisher is, ironically, going to die of pink eye contracted from his daughter (the cancer they moved to l.a. to have treated by ny doctors just turned out to be a bad case of pink eye contracted at the mcdonald's ball pit). he will contract it giving her butterfly kisses during a paid photo shoot for the new york post.

pau gasol is going to be the second openly homosexual player in the nba and have a steamy affair with john amaechi. he will die of aids contracted not from his partner, but from the blood oath performed with magic johnson in swearing his soul to satan to get a contract.

lamar odom is going to get lost between a pair of ass cheeks at a kardashian family pool party to never be seen again.

adam morrison is going to retire from basketball in favor of a career selling his tears to cure depression.

the rest will comprise mediocre husks of past lakers teams.

[CardiacCoug]

derek fisher is, ironically, going to die of pink eye contracted from his daughter (the cancer they moved to l.a. to have treated by ny doctors just turned out to be a bad case of pink eye contracted at the mcdonald's ball pit). he will contract it giving her butterfly kisses during a paid photo shoot for the new york post.

pau gasol is going to be the second openly homosexual player in the nba and have a steamy affair with john amaechi. he will die of aids contracted not from his partner, but from the blood oath performed with magic johnson in swearing his soul to satan to get a contract.

Nice -- ridiculing kids with cancer and gays. Did you think this was Cougarboard?

[old_gregg]

Nice -- ridiculing kids with cancer and gays. Did you think this was Cougarboard?

LOL i'm definitely ridiculing the kid, or gays. i'm ridiculing derek fisher and pau gasol, neither of which a. have cancer or b. are gay. nice try though!

[byu71]

Nice -- ridiculing kids with cancer and gays. Did you think this was Cougarboard?

The Lakers bring out the worst in people.

[CardiacCoug]

LOL i'm definitely ridiculing the kid, or gays. i'm ridiculing derek fisher and pau gasol, neither of which a. have cancer or b. are gay. nice try though!

It's a joke about a kid who had eye cancer. And a joke making fun of Amaechi and calling Gasol gay.

You think it's funny. I think it's in poor taste. That's OK, everybody's different.

[falafel]

I LOL'd, but mostly about the Lamar Odom crack (rimshot!).

[old_gregg]

It's a joke about a kid who had eye cancer

it's a joke about a kid whose father exploited her eye cancer as a unique opportunity for personal gain. but, you know, either way.

And a joke making fun of Amaechi and calling Gasol gay.

i'm not sure where i made fun of amaechi, unless stating the objective fact that he is indeed gay is making fun of him. if so, you might want to assess your sensitivity to linguistic statements of fact.

i did call gasol gay, you are right. if that's in poor taste, though, and it's what you immediately recognize as "in poor taste" about this thread, you have some whack standards of taste. clearly it was in jest, earlier in the thread i posted about how pau is one of the few lakers i like. europeans just lend themselves so well to jokes about being homos.

[CardiacCoug]

it's a joke about a kid whose father exploited her eye cancer as a unique opportunity for personal gain. but, you know, either way.


i'm not sure where i made fun of amaechi, unless stating the objective fact that he is indeed gay is making fun of him. if so, you might want to assess your sensitivity to linguistic statements of fact.

i did call gasol gay, you are right. if that's in poor taste, though, and it's what you immediately recognize as "in poor taste" about this thread, you have some whack standards of taste. clearly it was in jest, earlier in the thread i posted about how pau is one of the few lakers i like. europeans just lend themselves so well to jokes about being homos.

I just never thought jokes about kids with cancer or calling somebody gay was funny. You clearly do. Just own the humor if you think that's clever or witty or whatever. I don't like it, but plenty of people do, mostly over on Cougarboard.

[woot]

it's a joke about a kid whose father exploited her eye cancer as a unique opportunity for personal gain. but, you know, either way.


i'm not sure where i made fun of amaechi, unless stating the objective fact that he is indeed gay is making fun of him. if so, you might want to assess your sensitivity to linguistic statements of fact.

i did call gasol gay, you are right. if that's in poor taste, though, and it's what you immediately recognize as "in poor taste" about this thread, you have some whack standards of taste. clearly it was in jest, earlier in the thread i posted about how pau is one of the few lakers i like. europeans just lend themselves so well to jokes about being homos.

Yeah, this still isn't Cougarboard.

[old_gregg]

[old_gregg]

Yeah, this still isn't Cougarboard.

[byu71]

Under 5 minutes if you look at Kobe wrong it is a foul. I am not looking for a fight.

[old_gregg]

how is that not an offensive foul on ron ron? just wondering

[CardiacCoug]

Under 5 minutes if you look at Kobe wrong it is a foul. I am not looking for a fight.

The Jazz can't get a damn rebound after the missed foul shots.

Millsap has been a stud tonight, but Boozer has been bad.