2020 General Presidential Election Thread

[Northwestcoug]

Good. Did Gaffigan tell us what Joe Biden would have done as president to keep not one person from dying from Covid-19? He did say, "You know all those people didn't need to die." I mean other than keeping travel open to China and Europe so he didn't look xenophobic and forcing everyone into their basements. I really would like to know how he could have saved everyone from dying.

*Patrick Star's voice*

Ted, the election is a couple of months away. If you're still the least bit interested in convincing us that you're a real libertarian and not voting for Trump, you should really hold your fire. You do not have to reply. to. every. single. post. that is even tangentially related to a criticism of Trump.

[Uncle Ted]

Let the looting, beatings, burnings, and killings continue!... I wonder if Kamala talked with Joe in his basement bunker before making this statement:

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Maybe Kamala could talk to this widow and her grandson, and tell them that:

[Non Sequitur]

*Patrick Star's voice*

Ted, the election is a couple of months away. If you're still the least bit interested in convincing us that you're a real libertarian and not voting for Trump, you should really hold your fire. You do not have to reply. to. every. single. post. that is even tangentially related to a criticism of Trump.

Ted is the guy in the bar who says he's offering Stephanie the bar whore a ride home because he's worried about her drinking and driving, but everybody in the bar knows that he is really offering Stephanie a ride home because he wants to bang her.

[Katy Lied]

harsh.

[Non Sequitur]

harsh.

Just locker room talk. On a certain level I have affection for Ted. I have friends that I golf with who are just like Ted, and I tell them they are full of shit, and they tell me I'm full of shit. And then we go to BBW's after our round and eat wings.

[Uncle Ted]

Just locker room talk. On a certain level I have affection for Ted. I have friends that I golf with who are just like Ted, and I tell them they are full of shit, and they tell me I'm full of shit. And then we go to BBW's after our round and eat wings.

You should get your buddies to get accounts here... I like them already.

[BigFatMeanie]

Just locker room talk. On a certain level I have affection for Ted. I have friends that I golf with who are just like Ted, and I tell them they are full of shit, and they tell me I'm full of shit. And then we go to BBW's after our round and eat wings.

Dude, if that floats your boat and you're both consenting adults then I suppose anything goes.

[Uncle Ted]

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These Dems are a bunch of batsh*t crazy dummies.

Kelly Paul on the crazy left:

[...]
In the last three years, my husband was shot at by the Bernie Sanders supporter who nearly killed Rep. Steve Scalise, had six ribs broken and his lung damaged by a vocal internet hater of President Trump, and endured numerous death threats against him and our family. An MSNBC reporter literally said on air, laughing, that Rand’s assault was her favorite news story of the week. She was hardly criticized or made to apologize, let alone fired.


People such as Bette Midler and Nancy Pelosi’s daughter regularly tweet out encouragement of the man who nearly killed Rand, which is amplified by thousands of their followers. My message to all of them is this: You have become exactly what you say you hate — violent, close-minded, authoritarian, and utterly lacking in empathy.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/o...ght-of-my-life

[Uncle Ted]

Basement Bunker Biden is blaming Drumpf for the canceled football games?

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Mad that the B1G is not playing? Then blame the Dems:

https://newsla.localad.com/2020/08/2...otball-season/

https://www.outkick.com/michigan-gov...eled-football/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_PYaAT40U

[LVAllen]

Ted, when you walk into an restroom and discover a pre-existing condition, you can either blame Taco Tuesday or you can point out that there was someone who had the opportunity to flush, had the duty to flush, and instead just made a mess and pretended to wash his hands.

Biden is saying the bathroom wouldn't smell if the moron had just done what he was supposed to do. Meanwhile, the moron is claiming that it doesn't actually smell that bad, that it wouldn't seem to smell so bad if you'd just breathe with your mouth, other people just need to live their lives as if there isn't a steaming hot 10-15 flusher in the stall and it is what it is.

[Uncle Ted]

Ted, when you walk into an restroom and discover a pre-existing condition, you can either blame Taco Tuesday or you can point out that there was someone who had the opportunity to flush, had the duty to flush, and instead just made a mess and pretended to wash his hands.

Biden is saying the bathroom wouldn't smell if the moron had just done what he was supposed to do. Meanwhile, the moron is claiming that it doesn't actually smell that bad, that it wouldn't seem to smell so bad if you'd just breathe with your mouth, other people just need to live their lives as if there isn't a steaming hot 10-15 flusher in the stall and it is what it is.

LOL... that was dumb.

Oh, so Drumpf should have kept travel to China open. Oh wait, Biden changed his mind on that:

Biden flips on China travel ban

Former Vice President Joe Biden now says he supports travel bans to contain the Chinese coronavirus after all – after he previously called the China travel ban issued by President Donald Trump in late January “xenophobia.”

Deputy campaign manager Kate Bedingfield told CNN on April 3 that Biden “supports travel bans that are guided by medical experts, advocated by public health officials and backed by a full strategy,” adding, “Science supported this ban, therefore he did too.”
[...]

https://www.cerescourier.com/opinion...na-travel-ban/

I'm so confused on what the hell Biden would have done. Of course, he flip-flops a lot and that is about the only thing that is consistent with Joe.

[frank ryan]

Ratcliffe's appointment was sketchy. Looks like he is doing good work for Trump.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Chair of the House Intelligence Committee Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) had harsh words for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), after the office announced it was ending briefings on election security.

In a series of letters sent to the House and Senate intelligence committees, the ODNI said that rather than providing briefings on election security, it would instead be only providing "finished intelligence products," according to The Hill. ..

Pelosi and Schiff posted a shared statement to Twitter condemning the move and calling for ODNI to resume the briefings, calling the decision a "shocking abdication of its lawful responsibility to keep the Congress currently informed, and a betrayal of the public's right to know how foreign powers are trying to subvert our democracy."

"Instead of transparency, the Trump Administration, including President [Donald] Trump, National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien and Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe, has already sought to promote a false narrative of equivalence among the interests of several nations in U.S. elections and policy. The aims and actions of Russia, China, and Iran are not the same. Only one country—Russia—is actively undertaking a range of measures of undermine the presidential election and to secure the outcome that the Kremlin sees as best serving its interests," the letter continued.

https://www.newsweek.com/schiff-pelo...cation-1528568

[Uncle Ted]

Let the rioting continue!

Just kidding...

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Thanks, Kamala, for no longer fanning the flames.

[Non Sequitur]

Dude, if that floats your boat and you're both consenting adults then I suppose anything goes.

Whoops! My brain meant to write BW3's, but my subconscience thought of big juicy thighs and took over.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Always cracks me up when people show a photo of rioting and say "This is what Joe Biden's America will look like." This is literally a photo of Donald Trump's America right now.