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  • myboynoah
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 21719

    #10831
    Dude, Ivana was like 4 or 5 wives ago. I know, it's hard to keep up with a philanderer.

    More fun at the park!

    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    • Uncle Ted
      The Big 12 money shot.
      • Apr 2010
      • 28853

      #10832
      Can you believe that Drumpf killed this "austere religious scholar" with the "spiritual gift”?





      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • Uncle Ted
        The Big 12 money shot.
        • Apr 2010
        • 28853

        #10833
        Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
        Dude, Ivana was like 4 or 5 wives ago. I know, it's hard to keep up with a philanderer.

        More fun at the park!

        Hehe, that is funny... Did the Nats win the series yet? I haven't been keeping up. I am guessing they will pass on the president's invitation to the white house for Big Macs.
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Walter Sobchak
          Adventurer
          • Oct 2009
          • 3815

          #10834
          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
          Hehe, that is funny... Did the Nats win the series yet? I haven't been keeping up. I am guessing they will pass on the president's invitation to the white house for Big Macs.


          Wendy's Singles! #MAGA
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          • Uncle Ted
            The Big 12 money shot.
            • Apr 2010
            • 28853

            #10835


            The dog looks racist to me... blackface and everything. No wonder Drumpf likes him.
            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69494

              #10836
              Good boy!
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37886

                #10837
                Don't declassify his name, lest people look up his address or something.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Eddie
                  Senior Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 8098

                  #10838
                  Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post


                  The dog looks racist to me... blackface and everything. No wonder Drumpf likes him.
                  Trump and his lies. All of the news sources are saying that the dude detonated a suicide vest and killed himself. Now Trump is trying to take credit for the dog killing him.

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                  • Uncle Ted
                    The Big 12 money shot.
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 28853

                    #10839
                    Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                    Trump and his lies. All of the news sources are saying that the dude detonated a suicide vest and killed himself. Now Trump is trying to take credit for the dog killing him.
                    From what I understand the blackfaced dog chased al-Baghdadi and three kids into a dead-end tunnel. al-Baghdad most likely was going to try to use the children as human shields and lure the navy seals in to take out a few of them with himself but hearing and/or seeing the dog coming for him he most likely panicked and hit the detonator.

                    So the dog may be a hero in the way Drumpf originally described it:

                    What we know about the military dog injured in the al-Baghdadi raid
                    [...]
                    It's a dog -- a Belgian Malinois, to be exact -- and although top brass is withholding its name, it's being hailed as a hero in the operation that ultimately resulted in the Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's death.

                    President Donald Trump, in a hastily-arranged address to the nation on Sunday, called it "a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog," and -- though it sustained injuries of its own -- he gave it credit for ensuring that the dozens of operators on the ground completed the two-hour mission unscathed. The president tweeted a declassified photo of the dog on Monday afternoon.

                    "We had nobody even hurt and that's why the dog was so great," Trump said.

                    According to Trump, the dog was injured when al-Baghdadi detonated a suicide vest, killing himself, three children and causing the dead-end tunnel they occupied to collapse.

                    Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told reporters at a Pentagon briefing Monday that the dog was "slightly wounded and fully recovering," and explained that because it was returned to duty as part of a classified military unit, he would not be disclosing its identity.

                    And then he, too, praised the canine.

                    "The dog, the canine, the military working dog performed a tremendous service, as they all do in a variety of situations," Milley said.
                    [...]
                    The Belgian Malinois wounded during the raid targeting ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi hasn't been identified, but President Trump tweeted a declassified photo.


                    So al-Baghdadi killed himself but the dog may have caused him to do that.

                    Islam forbids Muslims to keep dogs because they are considered unclean. And because of this, Muslims are known to abuse and kill dogs. So this might make a good movie where, in the final scene, the dog is chasing al-Baghdadi down the tunnel only to find there is no way out. al-Baghdadi turns and faces the dog and the dog barks, "Hello, my name is Rover Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • myboynoah
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 21719

                      #10840
                      Ha, the Koreans have Trump figured out.

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                      From the Kyunghyang Shinmun, October 29, 2019, by Kim Yong-min
                      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                      • Uncle Ted
                        The Big 12 money shot.
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 28853

                        #10841
                        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        Good boy girl!
                        FIFY.



                        Damn. I was hoping it was real.
                        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • SCcoug
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7625

                          #10842

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                          • Jeff Lebowski
                            Corporate lackey for Jesus
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 69494

                            #10843
                            Holy crap. NYT and WaPo making an issue about the dog photoshop is the funniest thing ever.



                            Tons of people having fun photoshopping the dog. This is my favorite so far.

                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • Eddie
                              Senior Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 8098

                              #10844
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Holy crap. NYT and WaPo making an issue about the dog photoshop is the funniest thing ever.



                              Tons of people having fun photoshopping the dog. This is my favorite so far.

                              OK - that Biden photo got a genuine laugh out loud from me. People are coming into my office to see what happened.

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                              • Bo Diddley
                                Senior
                                • Jul 2012
                                • 18720

                                #10845
                                Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                                OK - that Biden photo got a genuine laugh out loud from me. People are coming into my office to see what happened.
                                I shared it in my office and we all got a good laugh. I love the creepy Biden thing.

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