Originally posted by Moliere
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What's right with Texas?
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You could earn less money and pay less income tax! Like, flip burgers at In-N-Out or something. Easy peasy."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Yeah, I know folks that have done the same thing... They have returned to Texas to make sure their child is born in the motherland.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostI have shared this before, but we moved to Texas one week after our oldest child was born. Texans were dumb-founded that we missed an opportunity to move to Texas a few weeks early so he could be a ** NATIVE TEXAN **. They said that it is common for Texans abroad in other states to return home to deliver.
Son #2 was born in Texas and has an official certificate as proof."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I used to respond, "And pass up a chance to have a native Utahn? Are you crazy?"Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostYeah, I know folks that have done the same thing... They have returned to Texas to make sure their child is born in the motherland.
Drove them nuts."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Or you could work for a California high tech remotely from Texas, at silicon valley rates... pay no state income taxes! I know someone that does that. Very cool dude.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYou could earn less money and pay less income tax! Like, flip burgers at In-N-Out or something. Easy peasy."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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That's pretty funny, including the medical tent and the "O.5K" sticker to put on one's car.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Posthttp://abc7ny.com/community-events/t...evers/3391811/
Sent from my iPhone (and not some dumb android device)!
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Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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I guess Musk wasn't BS'ing...
Tesla acquires $5 million worth of land outside Austin to build new factory
Tesla is acquiring $5 million worth of land outside of Austin, Texas to build its new factory as it is about to secure over $60 million in incentives for the project.
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The construction of the new Tesla factory is set to commence in Q3 of 2020 pending all approvals.
[...]"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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So Tesla is building their new factory in Texas. HP and Oracle are moving their headquarters to Texas. Is there a “silicon” nickname we can give to Texas?"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Originally posted by Moliere View PostSo Tesla is building their new factory in Texas. HP and Oracle are moving their headquarters to Texas. Is there a “silicon” nickname we can give to Texas?
Silicon secessionists?"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.
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Silicon seditionists?Originally posted by Sullyute View PostSilicon secessionists?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Sure, but the Texas version refers to the fake assets on inbred strippers.Originally posted by Moliere View PostSo Tesla is building their new factory in Texas. HP and Oracle are moving their headquarters to Texas. Is there a “silicon” nickname we can give to Texas?
**And I don’t agree with that in the workplace**
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It’s been the Silicone Prairie since the 80s. Don’t you guys watch HACF? (You should. Very underrated.)Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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