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  • creekster
    It is NOT a monkey!
    • Nov 2008
    • 22661

    #241
    I have been in Texas for business. Texas is a weird place. On the cab ride to the airport this morning I learned the following: 1. Democrats (like the cab driver) will not vote for the democratic nominee for governor in TX because she is a woman and every good christian knows female DNA has no leadership in it because God created Eve AFTER Adam; 2. Once you are over 50 years old you shouldn’t worry about ‘intimate relations’ anymore because you don’t have much left to offer and it isn’t worth it; 3. Brazilians used to be the most beautiful people on earth but ever since they legalized same sex marriage they have become less attractive, which is what happened to Puerto Ricans, and become more ugly each day; 4. Ramada Inns are “raggedy ass hotels” (hard to argue with that one); 5, In general, people shouldn’t fly in airplanes as any accidents will be fatal whereas when driving you can usually survive, even if you are maimed for life. He was quite a guy. I gave him a decent tip because he was the most entertaining thing I experienced here.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • Vic Vega
      Junior Member
      • Jun 2013
      • 552

      #242
      Originally posted by creekster View Post
      I have been in Texas for business. Texas is a weird place. On the cab ride to the airport this morning I learned the following: 1. Democrats (like the cab driver) will not vote for the democratic nominee for governor in TX because she is a woman and every good christian knows female DNA has no leadership in it because God created Eve AFTER Adam; 2. Once you are over 50 years old you shouldn’t worry about ‘intimate relations’ anymore because you don’t have much left to offer and it isn’t worth it; 3. Brazilians used to be the most beautiful people on earth but ever since they legalized same sex marriage they have become less attractive, which is what happened to Puerto Ricans, and become more ugly each day; 4. Ramada Inns are “raggedy ass hotels” (hard to argue with that one); 5, In general, people shouldn’t fly in airplanes as any accidents will be fatal whereas when driving you can usually survive, even if you are maimed for life. He was quite a guy. I gave him a decent tip because he was the most entertaining thing I experienced here.
      There is so much wisdom in point 4 that I want to see something redeemable in the other 4.

      I guess 1 out of 5 isn't bad. Cabbies should be held to the same standard as a pitcher hitting. The cabbie was probably awake 98 hours straight at that point you were having the conversation.

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69663

        #243
        Looks like the whole Texas miracle thing is just a big scam.



        Say it ain't so, Uncle Ted.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • YOhio
          Hipster Mode
          • Nov 2008
          • 26165

          #244
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Looks like the whole Texas miracle thing is just a big scam.



          Say it ain't so, Uncle Ted.
          Very insightful article. Looks like productive energy resources actually help a states' economy. Who knew?

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          • Pheidippides
            Liberal Feminazi
            • Nov 2008
            • 14759

            #245
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Looks like the whole Texas miracle thing is just a big scam.



            Say it ain't so, Uncle Ted.
            The only real miracle in Texas is that the state has hummed along nicely for the past few years with a moron like Perry at the helm.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69663

              #246
              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              Very insightful article. Looks like productive energy resources actually help a states' economy. Who knew?
              That article is an interesting case of cherry-picking and confirmation bias. Kind of like this thread!
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • FMCoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 6825

                #247
                Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                The only real miracle in Texas is that the state has hummed along nicely for the past few years with a moron like Perry at the helm.
                Proof that limited government works.
                "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69663

                  #248
                  Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                  Proof that limited government works.


                  Nicely done.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Uncle Ted
                    The Big 12 money shot.
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 28853

                    #249
                    Who reads this crap?

                    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editor...-debunkers.htm
                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Moliere
                      One man.....one pie
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 27866

                      #250
                      Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      Longman admits Texas has "outperformed the rest of the country in its growth of high-paying jobs." That, he says, is "potentially a very big deal." So he spends the rest of the article trying to explain it all away. He argues, for example, that the growth is almost entirely due to the boom in oil and gas production, though that industry directly accounts for just 8% of the new jobs.
                      I have a theory and I think it applies here. If you have to use more than one paragraph to explain away a fact or hard evidence, then it's likely you are full of crap.

                      Texas is awesome and the governmental model works well down here. Anybody who says otherwise is just jealous.
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • dabrockster
                        Senior Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 10942

                        #251
                        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                        I have a theory and I think it applies here. If you have to use more than one paragraph to explain away a fact or hard evidence, then it's likely you are full of crap.

                        Texas is awesome and the governmental model works well down here. Anybody who says otherwise is just jealous.

                        Just yesterday I was talking about Texas and someone stated that Texas Legislators only meet for a certain period of time and are only paid a small amount of money (Guy said $6,000). I found this hard to believe so I thought I would look it up and see..

                        Yep. That is correct (The amount is off a little but they are paid very little. In fact, most of them have to have their own business etc to make a living. They can't live off of their compensation as a Texas Legislature..

                        This should be required in all states..

                        In addition to their annual salary all legislators and the lieutenant governor receive a per diem personal allowance of $128 for every day the legislature is in session (both regular and special session). This adds up to $17,920 for the regular 140-day session. Annual compensation for the year in which the legislature is in session totals $25,120 - which includes the $7,200 salary and $17,920 per diem allowance. For the biennial term, legislators earn $32,320, or a yearly average of $16,160.

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                        • Moliere
                          One man.....one pie
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 27866

                          #252
                          Originally posted by dabrockster View Post
                          Just yesterday I was talking about Texas and someone stated that Texas Legislators only meet for a certain period of time and are only paid a small amount of money (Guy said $6,000). I found this hard to believe so I thought I would look it up and see..

                          Yep. That is correct (The amount is off a little but they are paid very little. In fact, most of them have to have their own business etc to make a living. They can't live off of their compensation as a Texas Legislature..

                          This should be required in all states..



                          http://texaspolitics.laits.utexas.edu/2_2_5.html
                          It helps keep career politicians away....but it also allows for some real nutcases to run and win. The biggest benefit though is that our politicians are most likely to have another job and therefore have hands on experience in the private sector.....which is something Obama and many other national politicians lack.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • YOhio
                            Hipster Mode
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 26165

                            #253
                            Interesting breakdown of state legislatures. I don't think anyone goes into that job for the money.

                            http://www.ncsl.org/research/about-s...islatures.aspx

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                            • byu71
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22070

                              #254
                              I would consider buying a house in Texas if the Texans were a bit more humble.

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                              • dabrockster
                                Senior Member
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 10942

                                #255
                                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                Interesting breakdown of state legislatures. I don't think anyone goes into that job for the money.

                                http://www.ncsl.org/research/about-s...islatures.aspx
                                I tend to disagree (At least on the federal level). How many of the Federal legislators are multi-millionaires. How many of them were millionaires prior to being a senator (I am look at you Harry "You Filthy Money Grabber" Reid)..

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