The 2016 Presidential Election Trainwreck

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  • creekster
    It is NOT a monkey!
    • Nov 2008
    • 22661

    #8686
    Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
    Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
    I agree completely with this and endorse your (and Oliver's) position on raisins in cookies.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • myboynoah
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 21719

      #8687
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      "Stop worrying" he said. "It could never happen" he said.

      Have faith, brother.

      lol, think about what I'm saying, having faith in The Scold, that she can become electable.

      But have faith.
      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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      • New Mexican Disaster
        Suomalainen
        • Nov 2008
        • 4549

        #8688
        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
        Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
        If I ever meet you I am going to beat your ass for that comment. It's people like you who cause carrot cake to be made without raisins. Inexcusable.

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        • old_gregg
          scaly man fish
          • Nov 2009
          • 16915

          #8689
          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
          Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
          oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious and you are an asshole for having this opinion.
          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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          • Commando
            Explosivo
            • Feb 2009
            • 20748

            #8690
            Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
            Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
            Agreed!

            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69414

              #8691
              Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
              Have faith, brother.

              lol, think about what I'm saying, having faith in The Scold, that she can become electable.

              But have faith.
              Sorry, I just can't take raisin-haters seriously.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • chrisrenrut
                Strikes and Gutters
                • Jul 2009
                • 2254

                #8692
                Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
                If I ever meet you I am going to beat your ass for that comment. It's people like you who cause carrot cake to be made without raisins. Inexcusable.
                Could we make that a pay-per-view event? Or at least livestream on twitter? My money and heart would be with PAC. #teamnoraisins

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37836

                  #8693
                  Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
                  If I ever meet you I am going to beat your ass for that comment. It's people like you who cause carrot cake to be made without raisins. Inexcusable.
                  Let's just nix carrot cake all together.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Bo Diddley
                    Senior
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 18681

                    #8694
                    Can you guys take that cookie crap to the appropriate thread? There's a serious Presidential election going on...

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                    • old_gregg
                      scaly man fish
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 16915

                      #8695
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      Let's just nix carrot cake all together.
                      wtf i don't even recognize this board anymore
                      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69414

                        #8696
                        Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                        Can you guys take that cookie crap to the appropriate thread? There's a serious Presidential election going on...
                        Ha. Nicely done.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • byu71
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22070

                          #8697
                          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                          Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
                          Awesome PAC. I like agreeing with you and this thread hasn't given me as many opportunities to as I would like.

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                          • BigPiney
                            Huge Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 12310

                            #8698
                            Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                            Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
                            Post of the day.

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                            • CardiacCoug
                              вот так штука
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 11013

                              #8699
                              My grandma used to make the best oatmeal raisin cookies ever -- they could convert even the most die-hard raisin haters.

                              Trump has been shrewd. His "outreach" to African Americans was obviously just an attempt to pick off a few more college-educated white voters by acting normal and looks like it worked. What a crazy election. Trump is a madman and anybody who doesn't vote for Hillary is going to be responsible when he comes for the Mormons.

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                              • Clark Addison
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 10288

                                #8700
                                Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                                I also agree IF it is a quality recipe. There are a lot of crappy oatmeal cookies out there. In contrast, it's tough to mess up a choco chip cookie.
                                Wow, I generally like Omaha but he is completely wrong on both counts here. First, there is no such thing as a "quality" oatmeal raisin cookie recipe, or any cookie recipe with raisins. Second, if you think it is "tough to mess up" a chocolate chip cookie then you must have never had a good chocolate chip cookie. 95% of chocolate cookies are decent, but nowhere near what a quality one should be.


                                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                                Among the greatest of life's disappointments is sinking one's teeth into what one believes is a delicious, warm chocolate chip cookie only to discover those dark things are raisins. Vile. Might as well be fruit-flavored maggots.
                                Amen, and amen. And, having been fortunate enough to have partaken of the PAC family chocolate chip cookie recipe, I know that he knows a good cookie when he tastes one.

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